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Cow Herd Jokes

cow herd holding a meeting to trap poachers.....

cow head: moo moo moo moo moo moo moo.

cow herd: moo moo moo

all nodded in unison: a pen.

One of the only jokes I know

What a cute bunch of cows!

It's not a bunch, it's a herd

Heard of what?

Herd of cows

Well, duh, of course I've heard of cows!

No, a cow herd

What do I care what a cow heard?





Sorry if it's lame

A little boy walked up to the farmer watching over cows in his field.

Boy:wow! Would you look at that bunch of cows!

Farmer: Herd

Boy: Heard of what?

Farmer: Herd of cows

Boy: Of course I’ve heard of cows

Farmer: No, a cow herd

Boy: what do I care what a cow heard? I got no secrets from a cow.

(No punchline but my dad u...

Two guys are driving down a country road. The first one looks out the window and says:

"hey look, a bunch of cows!"

The second guy looks at him and says: "no, you mean a herd of cows!"

His friend looks back at him and says: "of course I've heard of cows!"

The second guy then says: "no no no! I mean a cow herd!"

The first guy, looking confused, says: "what d...

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