Heat Exhaustion Jokes

...everyone knows its 180 degrees inside a triangle, I don't know why people even bother traveling through it.

One muffin said "Boy is it hot in here"

The other muffin said nothing as it died of heat exhaustion just moments earlier.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were at the bar drinking when in walks a cowboy who yells, "Who's white horse it that outside?" The Lone Ranger finishes off his whiskey, slams down the glass, turns around and says, "It's my horse. Why do you want to know?" The cowboy looks at him and says, "Well, your hor... read more

A travelling orchestra had planned on being in Albuquerque in January and Minneapolis in July. However, their manager got the dates wrong and the group ended up doing a three-day run in an outdoor theater in Albuquerque in the middle of the July heat. The event was exhausting and by the third night,... read more