Body Temperature Jokes - 9 Hilarious Body Temperature Jokes

My friend's body temperature is currently -273.15 °C

Don't worry though, he's 0K.

What is the internal body temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

Hey, do you want to come back to my place and regulate our body temperatures using external sources?

No hom(e)o(stasis)

I asked a scientist what would happen if my body temperature hit absolute zero.

He said I'd be 0K

Why are normal human body temperatures around 98.7*F?

Because we're all a little obtuse.

I took my father to the dentist.

My father is very old and frail, so he needs help when he leaves the house. The other day, I had to take him to the dentist.

Due to Covid-19 protocols, every person who went into the building had to have a temperature check. There was a lady and her mother in front of us, and when checked, t...

So my ex wife was sick in the hospital and I decide to visit her.

She was complaining that her body temperature has dropped below 30. So I told her not to worry since it's a standard body temperature for snakes.

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John's last fart

Ol John loved to fart. Perhaps what he loved most was that it pissed off his wife Nellie when he farted in bed early in the morning to wake her up, always in her direction. He would hold it back and build all the pressure he could stand, then let it fly, making all the noise he could. One day the wi...

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Captain's log

31.08.1883
We sailed to the West,we hope to find a new continent.Crew is in good mood, food is excellent, 5 girls from the harbor are with us and they are very happy.

31.10.1883
Compass died, we are navigating using the stars and the suns (when it's not cloudy,fu*king clouds)
Crew is...

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