Special High Intensity Training: It is now and always has been the policy of this company to assure all employees are well trained.
Through our Special High Intensity Training program (SHIT), we have given our employees more SHIT than any other company in the area. If any employee feels that he or she could advance to another position by taking more SHIT, please see your supervisor. Our management specialists are trained to as...
A guy tries to lose weight
There is an overweight guy who is watching TV. A commercial comes on for a guaranteed weight loss of 10 pounds in a week. So the guy, thinking what the hell, signs up for it. Next morning an incredibly beautiful woman is standing at his door in nothing but a pair of running shoes and a sign about he...
A 5G cell tower was built in a rural neighborhood
After the cell tower was erected, people living near the tower started reporting worrying symptoms, such as, as dizzy spells, vomiting, and insomnia.
Over the next few months, these symptoms increased in both frequency and intensity--sometimes people would completely lose consciousness and fa...
Intensity is inferior to three times as much as tension.
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Special High Intensity Teaching
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than any other schools. If you feel that...
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New HR policy
As a result of the reduced budget, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel.
Under this plan, older employees will be asked to take early retirement, thus permitting the retention of younger people who represent our future. Therefore, a program to phase...
A woman placed some flowers on the grave of her dearly departed mother and started back toward her car when her attention was diverted to another woman kneeling at a grave.
The woman seemed to be crying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The first woman approached her and said, "I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For who...
I don't know if I can handle the intensity
My wife just told me she was going to blow me harder then the falcons 28-3 lead.
Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?