... will be to wait for him to go to school and get gunned down.
A guy was stranded alone walking in the desert. He comes across a bacon tree, "ah a bacon tree! I'm saved!" he shouts. Moments later he was gunned down.
Turns out it was a hambush
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Be cautious of what you wish for and be kind
A bear was chasing a rabbit through the forest.
They ran into a clearing and the bear chased the rabbit around a giant redwood tree where, as luck would have it, a genie lived.
The genie got so tired of the noise they were making that finally he came out and told them both that he woul...
The bacon tree.
Juan and Carlos have been stranded in the desert for 2 days. They are on the verge on dying of thirst when Juan sees something in the distance.
He gets closer to confirm his suspicions - off in the distance is an incredibly juicy bacon tree. "Mira!!" (Look!) "Carlos! Up ahead, it's a bacon t...
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