Is it okay to repeatedly tap the gas pedal instead of hold it down?
I ask because I didn't want to leave it depressed.
People say it takes a long time to get over your ex girlfriend
I just needed to step on the gas pedal a little bit harder
A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.
An old man on a moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him.
The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, “What kind of car ya got there, sonny?”
The doctor replies, “A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!”
“That’s a lot of money,” says the old ma...
An old man was driving his old Fiat in the Italian countryside, when the car broke down
He pulled over to the side, and called for a tow truck. While he was waiting, this guy in a Ferrari, who must have felt very generous that day, stopped and asked if he needed any assistance.
“It’s okay, the tow truck will be here soon,” the old man told him.
But the guy with the Fe...
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The pope is driving in a limousine...
He looks at his watch nervously and then at the driver: "Excuse me but could you go a bit faster, I have a meeting with the president and I really don't want to be late." The driver responds: "With all due respect your hollynes, I can't go faster than the speed limit or I might lose my licence."...
A man was driving in rural Pennsylvania
When he saw what looked like a Mennonite up ahead on his bicycle.
“I’m gonna play with this guy,” he thought, as he stepped on the gas to give the poor Mennonite a scare and show him who the king of the road is. WHOOSH, he blasted by the poor, helpless bike rider.
As he was having a ...
A drunk calls the police, and says,
"They stole my dashboard, they stole my steering wheel, they stole my brake pedal, they even stole my gas pedal.."
Then, before the cops can ask where he is, he says, "Hey, never mind, I’m in the back seat"
Old guy buys a new sports car.....
And right after he leaves the salesroom, he floors the gas pedal making him zip in the road. He notices that a police car, with it's siren blaring so he really puts the pedal to the max. While in hot pursuit, he realizes that he's too old for this. So he pulls over, waiting for the cop to catch up t...
A man was driving around the countryside in his new sports car, moving at speeds that bordered on unsafe.
A man was driving around the countryside in his new sports car moving at speeds that bordered on unsafe. When checking his rear-view mirror he noticed that a small object followed by a trail of dust was closing fast. His curiosity piqued he slowed a bit to get a better look. As the object came into ...