Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?"
"No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Dave ...
You mean WHAT?
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.” "No," he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this...
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A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so, and although his English was far from perfect, the couple got on very well.
One day, though, he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked if he could arrange a divorce for him, "Very quick!"
The lawyer explained that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked these questions: LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"
POLE: "An acre and hal...
A Christian preacher is at an economics discussion.
Preacher: "there has been a large increase in temptation over the last 50 years"
Business man: "no, that's conflation of inflation and temptation"
Preacher: "no, your just putting probation on my recommendation of my conversation"
Business man: "your sensation elation over the ...
Why does Obi-Wan keep his coffee on the top shelf?
He likes the high grounds.