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Has anyone played that weird Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado?

I really suck at Guac-a-mole.

Anyone know any new Groundhogs Day jokes?

I keep hearing the same ones over and over and over again.

Girl, your parents must have been groundhogs...

Because when I saw your shadow it was spring in my pants.

Americans tend to think us Aussies are all dumb...

But atleast we get our weather information from meteorologists and not groundhogs.

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