Grocery Stores Jokes - 6 Hilarious Grocery Stores Jokes

ALDI grocery stores have announced their new store brand peanuts.

ALDI’s nuts

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Shredded cheese has officially been banned in grocery stores in the US.

Trump will make America grate again.

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A man flashes a woman at the grocery store

She says " Oh my gosh ! Thank you ! I almost forgot to get baby carrots

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Why don’t the lobsters in those tanks at restaurants and grocery stores ever greet us or ask us how we’re doing?

Because they’re shellfish.

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What if they close grocery stores for COVID19....

.... we'll have to hunt for our food. I dont even know where Doritos live...

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A woman walks into a grocery store

She grabs milk, a banana, toothpaste and a bottle of wine. When she goes to checkout, the cashier asks “Are you single?”

“Why yes, I am, how did you know that?” She exclaims

Cashier: “Because you’re ugly”

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