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Grocery Stores Jokes

ALDI grocery stores have announced their new store brand peanuts.

ALDI’s nuts

Shredded cheese has officially been banned in grocery stores in the US.

Trump will make America grate again.

A man flashes a woman at the grocery store

She says " Oh my gosh ! Thank you ! I almost forgot to get baby carrots

Why don’t the lobsters in those tanks at restaurants and grocery stores ever greet us or ask us how we’re doing?

Because they’re shellfish.

What if they close grocery stores for COVID19....

.... we'll have to hunt for our food. I dont even know where Doritos live...

A woman walks into a grocery store

She grabs milk, a banana, toothpaste and a bottle of wine. When she goes to checkout, the cashier asks “Are you single?”

“Why yes, I am, how did you know that?” She exclaims

Cashier: “Because you’re ugly”

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