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Colorblind uncle

My colorblind uncle was feeling down so I gave him encouragement by saying โ€œdonโ€™t worry the grass is always grayer on the other sideโ€

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a phone call from a gorgeous ex

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who, this morning, called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in m...

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