A gray haired Army general walks into a hotel bar and sits down next to a young, attractive woman.
They hit it off, and she likes a man in uniform, so she says, “Why don’t you come up to my room?”
The general says, “I’m flattered but at my age I’m not sure if things would work the way you hope.”
She says, “But you’re in good shape...tell me, when was the last time you had sex?” <...
For the first time in history, a US president haven't grown old, gray haired and tired by the stressful tasks of his presidency ...
... Instead everyone else did.
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a phone call from a gorgeous ex
I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who, this morning, called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in m...