An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store last Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side.

He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock, brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, “I don’t think you understand, I want something very special.” At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock an...

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Man walks into a bank....

He goes to white haired lady " yeah...I wanna open a fucking bank account!"

Lady: "What did you say?"

Man: " I said I wanna open a fucking bank account!"

Lady: "You better watch your language or I'm gonna get the manager"

Man: "Why? cos I wanna open a fucking bank account...

The year is 2219

A dishevelled white haired man crosses the desert that was once the English Channel from the United Kingdom of England to visit the capital of the Eurasian Empire in Brussels. As has been the case for 200 years, he delivers an unsigned letter and returns home, only to repeat the process again the n...

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