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Reddish Jokes

Roses are reddish...

Roses are reddish

Violets are bluish

If it weren't for Christmas

We'd all be Jewish

My reddish-brown Toyota minivan caught on fire yesterday

It’s a burnt burnt sienna Sienna.

What did the reddish poo say to the brown poo?

"I feel flushed."

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Holmes and Watson examining a naked dead body..

“Do you see that reddish impression there around the neck there Watson?” asked Holmes, pointing to the markings.

“Yes Sir, I see it” replied Watson.

“What do you make of it?”

“I’d say strangulation, Sir”.

“My thinking also Watson”.

Holmes moved to the feet, “...

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The park statue.

In this park there was a replica of Rodin's "The Kiss". It was, by far, the park's most beloved feature, and it was a popular place for young couples to meet and for people to propose.

One day, after all the visitors had left and the park gates had been locked, a fairy approached the statue,...

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