How would the leader of the Confederate Army answer the phone?
The commander of the confederate army didn’t going into great detail when he talked.
What's the difference between how flour is sifted, a parking citation issued to the leader of the Confederate army and 45% of this nation's pets?
One is generally fine, one is a General Lee fine, and one is generally feline.
Captain Smith is an officer of the Union army.
One day, his unit gets overran by an overwhelming ambush by the Confederate army. He is captured and taken to a Confederate garrison where he is brought up to General Jones. To his surprise, he is greeted warmly and served a sumptuous lunch and aged bourbon by his captors.
"I'm sorry, Captain...