A middle eastern restaurant owner bought a new waffle iron.
He wasn't sure how to use it, so he chopped up some chickpeas, rolled them in flour and pressed them between the grates.
The mayor of the town stopped by that day, excited to try the new dish.
But when he took his first bite, the mayor declared it was so bad he would ban it from being ...
A man is woken up in the middle of the night by his son screaming. He quickly goes and wakes him up.
Man: "Son What's the matter?" Son: "Dad it was the scariest dream! A man dressed in black came and told me my aunt is going to die tomorrow!" Man: "Son it was just a dream don't worry." The next day he comes home and his wife is crying. Man: "Honey what's wrong?" Wife: "my mother ...
A man is walking down Main Street in a small town, browsing the shops.
He goes into a curio shop, and peruses through all the knickknacks. In front of the register, there is a glass case with several expensive items. One item catches his eye; a little gold rat, slightly smaller than the real thing. He asks the shopkeeper what's the deal with the gold rat.
"Ahhh,...
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