I left my grated cheese in front of my child, and he pressed it back into one. Guess I shouldn't have left it out

I am regrating it.

I had a job where I had to put shredded cheese back together

It was the most de-grating job I've ever had.

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A week at the gym

Dear Diary

For my fortieth birthday this year, my wife (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me.

Although I am still in great shape since playing football 24 yrs ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try.

Called ...

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