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Chafe Jokes

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What's the proper name for a continually chafed asshole?

"Mr. President."

When I get get home I’m ripping my wife’s panties off

They’re starting to chafe

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My GF wanted to try anal.

So my GF said she wanted to try anal. I told her that I was happy with what we were doing already. However, she insisted she wanted to spice things up, so I figured I would give it a try.

Unfortunately, after going at it for a while she started to feel some pain and we had to stop. I figur...

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Did somebody say limerick? (NSFW)

There once was a man from Bombay

Who fashioned a cunt out of clay

But the heat of his prick

Turned it into a brick

And it chafed all his foreskin away.

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(Can't take credit for that - I read it in a John Irving novel. *The Cide...

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