How many woks would an ewok wash if ewoks could wash woks?

All of them,till the Endor time!

What do you make in a wok

Wokamole

What do you call a Chinese food picnic?

A Wok in the park.

My favorite Chinese food place is closed for COVID19.

The sign said they would wok from home.

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How is extra virgin olive oil NSFW ?

Not Safe For Wok.

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What is Peter Pan known as in Asia?

Peter Wok

My sister bought my dad a wok....

he responded by saying, "but I already wok everywhere." I'm 31 years old and my dad is 66. I just want everyone to know that dad jokes never die and will always mean something to someone.

Did you ever hear about the mute Thai chef?

He could wok the wok but not talk the talk.

Panda Express fired me for emailing around photos of bad stir fry...

I guess I should have labelled them Not Safe for Wok...

I was getting trained as a cook in a chinese restaurant

Well, it was really more of a wok through

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The Boss Of The Body (not mine)

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.

The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."

The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."

The hands said, "We s...

What do you call it when you make asian food in the jungle?

Taking a Wok on the wild side.

Before becoming Pop stars, the Bee Gees used to be professional chefs.

You could tell by the way they used their wok.

What is Pac-Man’s favorite cooking utensil?

A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok

There's a new Asian cookbook out...

It's called 101 Ways to Wok Your Dog.

Is that a frying pan in the pantry?

No. It’s a wok in closet.

After purchasing an oval Chinese frying pan at the diminutive British aristocrat’s yard sale

Nigel realized that he’d just taken a long wok off a short Peer.

Rock music and Cooking

Did you know the rock band Aerosmith wrote a Chinese cookbook?


It's called Wok This Way

Anyone want to invest in my new African-Asian fusion restaurant?

It's going to be call "Wok like an Egyptian".

My wife gave me some bad news today

"But," she said, "I bought your favorite soy sauce to help cheer you up."

"Great," I said. "Just Kikkoman when he's down, huh?"

I'm very soy for that pun. I'll just wok away now.

A chinese pot, an establishment for drinks and accommodation, a prime number, and former senator Abraham Ribicoff ...

Wok inn 2 Abe R.

I went to a Chinese restaurant that is open 24/7, 365 days of the year...

... the chef is a wokaholic.

I broke my leg so I can't go to any Chinese restaurants

I can't wok

A baseball manager calls up a Chinese rookie from the minor leagues

The player shows up before his first game and goes to take batting practice. The manager sees him walking to the batter's box with a frying pan sitting on his head. He says "You can't wear a frying pan in the batter's box, son. You need a helmet."

The player responds: "This is my lucky frying...

Did you hear about the duck and Chinese chef that teamed up to deal drugs?

They were slinging quack wok!

I asked 25 Pac-people what their favorite pan is and the results were overwhelming...

1) A wok

2) A wok

3) A wok

4) A wok

5) A wok

6) A wok

7) A wok

8) A wok

9) A wok

10) A wok

11) A wok

12) A wok

13) A wok

14) A wok

15) A wok

16) A wok

17) A wok

18) A wok

19)...

Now, most of us walk our dogs.

In China, they wok theirs.

What do Asian people sing to their children at night?

Wok a bye baby.

Thanks to Uber Eats, ordering Chinese takeaway for a picnic is as easy as a

wok in the park.

What do you call Luke Skywalker's futuristic frying pan?

An e-wok

How does the Chinese chef go to work?

He woks.

Why can't paraplegics cook Chinese food?

Because they can't "wok."

Note: May be cheesy and offensive, but I coined this joke when humor could be silly and irreverent, and y'all were begging for non-reposts.

Did you see Nicholas Sparks released a cookbook?

A Wok to Remember

What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?

Don’t wok away from me!

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Voodoo dildo

A man was going to go on a business trip and wanted to get his wife a new toy to try and reduce the chance that she would cheat on him while he was gone.

So he went to a local sex shop and told the clerk what he was looking for and why.

The clerk showed him a collection of dildos and...

A frog walks into a bank...

...and proceeds to ask the Asian teller, Ms. Patricia Wok, for a $5,000 loan. Absolutely gobsmacked at a talking frog she mechanically goes through the procedure, asking him if he has any references. As a matter of fact, he replies, my dad's Mick Jagger, he's a musician. Okay, she says hesitantly...

What’s the difference between an American dog and a Chinese dog?

The way you wok them.

I tried cooking Chinese spare ribs in the oven instead of the pan.

I'll tell you it was a walk in the park compared to the pork in the wok.

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ?

Wok n' Roll

I hear the Star Wars universe is so advanced, you can get Chinese food directly over the internet...

They use an e-wok.

The Toaster leads the Kitchen Appliances on Strike. [LONG]

I looked around the kitchen in exasperation.

"We have will be heard! We have a voice! We have rights!"

"Umm, no you don't." I said to the speaker, "you're literally a wok."

"Well that may be, but we will not be abused any longer!"

A chorus of "Yeah," "You tell 'im!" and "...

A muslim opens a stir-fry restaurant in Hawaï.

He called it "Aloha-Wok-bar".

Anyone know the title of Steven Tyler's new cook book?

Wok this way.

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I wanted to take a Chinese cooking class.

But looking into it, it seemed like too much wok.

The Bangles are getting their own cooking show.

Wok Like an Egyptian

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Bob gets a job at a Japanese restaurant...

In the kitchen he notices all the pots, pans, plates, etc have names stamped on them. His boss says it's for easy identification.

One day the cook asks him to go get a wok. So Bob goes into the back and grabs the first thing he can find that resembles a wok with the name "Peter" in bold lette...

I've been doing this new program called 'Cooking with Nature: Chinese Edition'

You'd think it would be tough, but it's just a wok in the park.

So a guy takes a girl to the carnival

And asks her what she wants to do first. The girl says "I want to get weighed" so he takes her to the weighing game where the guy tries to guess how much you weigh. The guy guesses 124lbs and the girl only weighs 120lbs so she wins a bear.

After that, the guy asks his date "what do you want t...

What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef?

Take a wok.

What's the hardest part about stir-frying vegetables?

You're gonna need a hell of a big wok to fit a wheelchair.

Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! [Sorry, I just made that up!]

So I was at a book store the other day and I saw a Vietnamese cookbook...

It was called "How to Wok Your Dog".

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