How many woks would an ewok wash if ewoks could wash woks?

All of them,till the Endor time!

Quasimodo's mother returns from grocery shopping with, among the groceries, a large steel wok.

"Oh, mummy, this is wonderful," says Quasimodo. "I just love Chinese food!"

"It's not for cooking," says his mother, "it's for ironing your shirts."

Why did the Liverpool fan always help his wife with the Chinese cooking?

So she'd never wok alone.

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What's the best date to take a pansexual on?

Take them out for a wok.

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I was on a blind date with a woman the other day when she told me that she was "Pansexual"

...so I said "That's not a problem with me, but I am curious what your preference is though...



skillets or woks?"

Did you hear about the new Chinese cookbook?

101 Ways To Wok Your Dog

I want to open a restaurant that fuses Chinese and Middle Eastern cuisine

I call it "Wok like an Egyptian".

I’m a recovering kleptomaniac looking to open up my restaurant later this year. Got a job yesterday and used my earnings to pay for a Chinese cooking pan.

It ain’t much, but it’s honest wok.

What is a wok?

Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle.

What is Pac-Man’s favorite cooking utensil?

A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok

My favorite Chinese food place is closed for COVID19.

The sign said they would wok from home.

My sister bought my dad a wok....

he responded by saying, "but I already wok everywhere." I'm 31 years old and my dad is 66. I just want everyone to know that dad jokes never die and will always mean something to someone.

I heard the ladies really like a good stir fry.

You can tell by the way I use my wok, I'm a woman's man.

A regional manager of a Chinese restaurant chain was visiting one of the stores around the holidays.

He was there to check how the store was doing, making sure safety protocols were in place, making sure it was clean, etc. Upon entering the restaurant he was greeted with Christmas decor, lights, garland, Santa clauses everywhere, and holiday music.
“What’s with the get up?” The manager asked. <...

How do you call an enlightened pan?

A Wok

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How is extra virgin olive oil NSFW ?

Not Safe For Wok.

\[yay dumbest joke of the day\]

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What do you call a man cooking stir-fry in a Japanese technology company?

Sony wok man.

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Her : So, I'm pansexual

Me : Wanna go for a wok?

TIL - While visiting China, Johnny Cash almost went to prison for cooking cocaine.

His original version of "I Wok The Line" was a very different song.

Did you ever hear about the mute Thai chef?

He could wok the wok but not talk the talk.

My girlfriend said she’s not a fan of Pan-Asian cooking

I thought it was called a Wok

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The Boss Of The Body (not mine)

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.

The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."

The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."

The hands said, "We s...

I went to a Chinese restaurant that is open 24/7, 365 days of the year...

... the chef is a wokaholic.

I got fired from my Job at Panda Express for forwarding pictures of bad stir fry.

My boss said I should have labeled them Not Safe For Wok

I was getting trained as a cook in a chinese restaurant

Well, it was really more of a wok through

Before becoming Pop stars, the Bee Gees used to be professional chefs.

You could tell by the way they used their wok.

A Chinese pan, an establishment for accommodation and drinks, a number, and Abraham Rockefeller...

Wok inn two Abe R.

Did you hear about the duck and Chinese chef that teamed up to deal drugs?

They were slinging quack wok!

What do you call it when you make asian food in the jungle?

Taking a Wok on the wild side.

A baseball manager calls up a Chinese rookie from the minor leagues

The player shows up before his first game and goes to take batting practice. The manager sees him walking to the batter's box with a frying pan sitting on his head. He says "You can't wear a frying pan in the batter's box, son. You need a helmet."

The player responds: "This is my lucky frying...

After purchasing an oval Chinese frying pan at the diminutive British aristocrat’s yard sale

Nigel realized that he’d just taken a long wok off a short Peer.

Is that a frying pan in the pantry?

No. It’s a wok in closet.

Rock music and Cooking

Did you know the rock band Aerosmith wrote a Chinese cookbook?


It's called Wok This Way

What do Asian people sing to their children at night?

Wok a bye baby.

What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings?

A wok.

Now, most of us walk our dogs.

In China, they wok theirs.

Why can't paraplegics cook Chinese food?

Because they can't "wok."

Note: May be cheesy and offensive, but I coined this joke when humor could be silly and irreverent, and y'all were begging for non-reposts.

How does the Chinese chef go to work?

He woks.

I asked 25 Pac-people what their favorite pan is and the results were overwhelming...

1) A wok

2) A wok

3) A wok

4) A wok

5) A wok

6) A wok

7) A wok

8) A wok

9) A wok

10) A wok

11) A wok

12) A wok

13) A wok

14) A wok

15) A wok

16) A wok

17) A wok

18) A wok

19)...

Thanks to Uber Eats, ordering Chinese takeaway for a picnic is as easy as a

wok in the park.

What’s the difference between an American dog and a Chinese dog?

The way you wok them.

What do you call Luke Skywalker's futuristic frying pan?

An e-wok

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Voodoo dildo

A man was going to go on a business trip and wanted to get his wife a new toy to try and reduce the chance that she would cheat on him while he was gone.

So he went to a local sex shop and told the clerk what he was looking for and why.

The clerk showed him a collection of dildos and...

Why is it hard to make chinese food?

Because it takes a lot of wok

Did you see Nicholas Sparks released a cookbook?

A Wok to Remember

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ?

Wok n' Roll

I tried cooking Chinese spare ribs in the oven instead of the pan.

I'll tell you it was a walk in the park compared to the pork in the wok.

I hear the Star Wars universe is so advanced, you can get Chinese food directly over the internet...

They use an e-wok.

A muslim opens a stir-fry restaurant in Hawaï.

He called it "Aloha-Wok-bar".

Have I told you about the time I met Steven Tyler and he taught me how to cook stir fry?

He told me to "wok this way."

Anyone know the title of Steven Tyler's new cook book?

Wok this way.

What does a one night stand and cooking bad Chinese food have in common?

Both end in a wok of shame

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Bob gets a job at a Japanese restaurant...

In the kitchen he notices all the pots, pans, plates, etc have names stamped on them. His boss says it's for easy identification.

One day the cook asks him to go get a wok. So Bob goes into the back and grabs the first thing he can find that resembles a wok with the name "Peter" in bold lette...

I've been doing this new program called 'Cooking with Nature: Chinese Edition'

You'd think it would be tough, but it's just a wok in the park.

Taking a stroll in the park is like robbing an Asian kitchen.

Either way, you're taking a wok.

The Bangles are getting their own cooking show.

Wok Like an Egyptian

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I wanted to take a Chinese cooking class.

But looking into it, it seemed like too much wok.

What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef?

Take a wok.

Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! [Sorry, I just made that up!]

So I was at a book store the other day and I saw a Vietnamese cookbook...

It was called "How to Wok Your Dog".

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