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Wok Jokes

What is Pac-Man’s favorite cooking utensil?

A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok

I have a buddy who is incredible at using a wok while unconcious.

He's always been known for sleep woking.

What is a wok?

A wok is what you thwow at a wabbit when you have no wifle.

Did you hear about the man who went out for some exercise and ended up robbing a Chinese restaurant?

Police say he told his wife he was just going to take a wok.

I asked 25 Pac-people what their favorite pan is and the results were overwhelming...

1) A wok

2) A wok

3) A wok

4) A wok

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19)...

Quasimodo's mother returns from grocery shopping with, among the groceries, a large steel wok.

"Oh, mummy, this is wonderful," says Quasimodo. "I just love Chinese food!"

"It's not for cooking," says his mother, "it's for ironing your shirts."

What do you call a Asian chef, who got zombified?

Dead man wok-ing

I found stir fry all over my bed this morning

I must have been sleep **wok**ing again

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What's the best date to take a pansexual on?

Take them out for a wok.

Did you ever hear about the mute Thai chef?

He could wok the wok but not talk the talk.

Why do Beginner Chefs cook only Asian food?

They need to Wok before they can run.

I want to open a restaurant that fuses Chinese and Middle Eastern cuisine

I call it "Wok like an Egyptian".

I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal

I decided to go for a wok.

What is it called when someone steals a large frying pan from a smaller classmate?

Taking a long wok off a short peer.

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I was on a blind date with a woman the other day when she told me that she was "Pansexual"

...so I said "That's not a problem with me, but I am curious what your preference is though...



skillets or woks?"

Did you hear about the new Chinese cookbook?

101 Ways To Wok Your Dog

My favorite Chinese food place is closed for COVID19.

The sign said they would wok from home.

What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?

The Wok.

I’m a recovering kleptomaniac looking to open up my restaurant later this year. Got a job yesterday and used my earnings to pay for a Chinese cooking pan.

It ain’t much, but it’s honest wok.

Why did the Liverpool fan always help his wife with the Chinese cooking?

So she'd never wok alone.

I was walking my dog through the neighborhood when his leash broke, he ran off, and headed straight into a Chinese restaurant.

I ran inside and found him in the kitchen. To my horror, he was peeing on all the cookware! The cooks were yelling at him angrily, so I stepped in and said, "Please don't be mad at him. I'm the one who said he needed to go on a wok."

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How is extra virgin olive oil NSFW ?

Not Safe For Wok.

\[yay dumbest joke of the day\]

I heard the ladies really like a good stir fry.

You can tell by the way I use my wok, I'm a woman's man.

My sister bought my dad a wok....

he responded by saying, "but I already wok everywhere." I'm 31 years old and my dad is 66. I just want everyone to know that dad jokes never die and will always mean something to someone.

A Chinese pan, an establishment for accommodation and drinks, a number, and Abraham Rockefeller...

Wok inn two Abe R.

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What do you call a man cooking stir-fry in a Japanese technology company?

Sony wok man.

My girlfriend said she’s not a fan of Pan-Asian cooking

I thought it was called a Wok

I got fired from my Job at Panda Express for forwarding pictures of bad stir fry.

My boss said I should have labeled them Not Safe For Wok

I went to a Chinese restaurant that is open 24/7, 365 days of the year...

... the chef is a wokaholic.

Did you hear about the duck and Chinese chef that teamed up to deal drugs?

They were slinging quack wok!

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Her : So, I'm pansexual

Me : Wanna go for a wok?

Is that a frying pan in the pantry?

No. It’s a wok in closet.

Before becoming Pop stars, the Bee Gees used to be professional chefs.

You could tell by the way they used their wok.

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Bob gets a job at a Japanese restaurant...

In the kitchen he notices all the pots, pans, plates, etc have names stamped on them. His boss says it's for easy identification.

One day the cook asks him to go get a wok. So Bob goes into the back and grabs the first thing he can find that resembles a wok with the name "Peter" in bold lette...

I was getting trained as a cook in a chinese restaurant

Well, it was really more of a wok through

What do you call it when you make asian food in the jungle?

Taking a Wok on the wild side.

What do Asian people sing to their children at night?

Wok a bye baby.

What’s the difference between an American dog and a Chinese dog?

The way you wok them.

After purchasing an oval Chinese frying pan at the diminutive British aristocrat’s yard sale

Nigel realized that he’d just taken a long wok off a short Peer.

Now, most of us walk our dogs.

In China, they wok theirs.

How does the Chinese chef go to work?

He woks.

Why can't paraplegics cook Chinese food?

Because they can't "wok."

Note: May be cheesy and offensive, but I coined this joke when humor could be silly and irreverent, and y'all were begging for non-reposts.

Thanks to Uber Eats, ordering Chinese takeaway for a picnic is as easy as a

wok in the park.

Why is it hard to make chinese food?

Because it takes a lot of wok

Did you see Nicholas Sparks released a cookbook?

A Wok to Remember

I hear the Star Wars universe is so advanced, you can get Chinese food directly over the internet...

They use an e-wok.

I tried cooking Chinese spare ribs in the oven instead of the pan.

I'll tell you it was a walk in the park compared to the pork in the wok.

Have I told you about the time I met Steven Tyler and he taught me how to cook stir fry?

He told me to "wok this way."

A regional manager of a Chinese restaurant chain was visiting one of the stores around the holidays.

He was there to check how the store was doing, making sure safety protocols were in place, making sure it was clean, etc. Upon entering the restaurant he was greeted with Christmas decor, lights, garland, Santa clauses everywhere, and holiday music.
“What’s with the get up?” The manager asked. <...

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ?

Wok n' Roll

A muslim opens a stir-fry restaurant in Hawaï.

He called it "Aloha-Wok-bar".

What does a one night stand and cooking bad Chinese food have in common?

Both end in a wok of shame

Taking a stroll in the park is like robbing an Asian kitchen.

Either way, you're taking a wok.

The Bangles are getting their own cooking show.

Wok Like an Egyptian

Anyone know the title of Steven Tyler's new cook book?

Wok this way.

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I wanted to take a Chinese cooking class.

But looking into it, it seemed like too much wok.

What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef?

Take a wok.

I've been doing this new program called 'Cooking with Nature: Chinese Edition'

You'd think it would be tough, but it's just a wok in the park.

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Voodoo dildo

A man was going to go on a business trip and wanted to get his wife a new toy to try and reduce the chance that she would cheat on him while he was gone.

So he went to a local sex shop and told the clerk what he was looking for and why.

The clerk showed him a collection of dildos and...

So a guy takes a girl to the carnival

And asks her what she wants to do first. The girl says "I want to get weighed" so he takes her to the weighing game where the guy tries to guess how much you weigh. The guy guesses 124lbs and the girl only weighs 120lbs so she wins a bear.

After that, the guy asks his date "what do you want t...

A Man is running from the police...

...In New York City. He decides to cut through a Chinese restaurant to try and get away faster. After running through the dining area, he get to the kitchen where he runs into a chef making stir fry. Angrily, the chef yells at him, "Hey!! I'm Wok-ing here!!"

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The Boss Of The Body (not mine)

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.

The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."

The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."

The hands said, "We s...

So I was at a book store the other day and I saw a Vietnamese cookbook...

It was called "How to Wok Your Dog".

A baseball manager calls up a Chinese rookie from the minor leagues

The player shows up before his first game and goes to take batting practice. The manager sees him walking to the batter's box with a frying pan sitting on his head. He says "You can't wear a frying pan in the batter's box, son. You need a helmet."

The player responds: "This is my lucky frying...

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