World's oldest joke found in a 10th century book of anglo-saxon poetry :

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that's it's often poked before?

A key....

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Things I've learned from video games

My mother has been fucked to death many times.

I'm really a cigarette in disguise.

I'm also actually of African descent, my father will be very upset to find that one out. Though my real father is probably one of those random people who fucked her to death.

A lot of people are m...

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Fun facts about England

Fun fact: Sussex, Wessex, Essex, and Middlesex, are all named for points on a compass, South, West, East, and Middle respectively, and represent places of Saxon occupancy. That is, Wessex means West Saxons.

But why Middle and not North, you ask. Well, Little Timmy, there's no north because no...

What did the 8th century Anglo-Saxon king say when his brother tackled him?

Get Offa me

If an Anglophone speaks the language of the Angles

what does that make someone who speaks the language of the Saxons?

Why is the movie about the early Germanic people rated r

It contains Saxon violence.

When i was growing up, we weren't allowed to read the book "Ivanhoe" in catholic schools

Apparently there was too much saxon violence

What do you get when you cross a fisherman with a jazz enthusiast?

An Anglo-Saxon ^^I'm ^^^So ^^^^Sorry

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