Fun facts about England Fun fact: Sussex, Wessex, Essex, and Middlesex, are all named for points on a compass, South, West, East, and Middle respectively, and represent places of Saxon occupancy. That is, Wessex means West Saxons.
But why Middle and not North, you ask. Well, Little Timmy, there's no north because no one wants to be called Nosex.
If an Anglophone speaks the language of the Angles
what does that make someone who speaks the language of the Saxons?
World's oldest joke found in a 10th century book of anglo-saxon poetry :
What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that's it's often poked before?
What do you call a medieval knight with one leg that’s shorter than the other?
What do you get when you cross a fisherman with a jazz enthusiast?
An Anglo-Saxon ^^I'm ^^^So ^^^^Sorry
Why is the movie about the early Germanic people rated r
It contains Saxon violence.
When i was growing up, we weren't allowed to read the book "Ivanhoe" in catholic schools
Apparently there was too much saxon violence
What did the 8th century Anglo-Saxon king say when his brother tackled him?
Get Offa me
What's a marching bands favorite Germanic Tribe?
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Things I've learned from video games
My mother has been fucked to death many times.
I'm really a cigarette in disguise.
I'm also actually of African descent, my father will be very upset to find that one out. Though my real father is probably one of those random people who fucked her to death.
A lot of people are m...
Which group of people are the best at jazz?