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Go To Jail Jokes

Why did the photo go to jail?

Indecent exposure

Why did the phone go to jail?

It was charged with battery

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to jail?

He was charged with Battery

I know...it's bad...but it had to be shared.

Why did the guitar teacher go to jail?



He was fingering a minor.

Why did the goat beautician go to jail?

She was caught grooming kids.

If you go to jail for tax evasion....

....aren't you basically living off taxes, for not paying your taxes.

Why did the guy with a foot fetish go to jail?

He got off on the wrong foot.

Can you go to jail for this?

A demon enters a woman's body. During this time it makes her do horrible things. She commits multiple crimes.
A priest is finally able to free her of this demon, but legally she is still held accountable for all of her crimes.

She goes to prison and one of inmate says "I'm in for theft; ...

Why does Sting never go to jail?

Because the Police always back him up.

Monopoly is fun but it has some really old stuff that isn’t valid anymore.

There’s free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.

If I go to jail I'm changing my name to mitochondria

That way I can become the powerhouse of the cell

Why did the melon go to jail?

Because it committed a melony.

Why did the rich transplant surgeon go to jail?

He got caught red-handed, inside her trading.

Why did the Egyptian architect go to jail?

He was caught planning a pyramid scheme.

Why did the belt go to jail?

He held up a pair of pants.

Why did the baby go to jail?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Why did the fry cook go to jail?

He battered his wife.

Why did the document go to jail?

It was a .pdf file.

Why did the grammar teacher go to jail for so long?

He had a run-on sentence.

Why did the heart go to jail?

It was under cardiac arrest.

Why did the crab go to jail?

Because it kept pinching things.......I will see myself out

Why did the Airforce Pilot go to jail?

Because he rides an F15.

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Why did the trigonometrical ratio of a triangle go to jail?

Because cos B is a sexual offender.

Why did the elephant go to jail?

He had a dead guy in his trunk.
*My daughter asked me to make up a joke.

Why did Santa go to jail?

Several young women came out saying that santa asked them if they were naughty or nice when they were on his lap

Why do niceguys never go to jail?

Because they’re already incels.

Why did Goldilocks go to jail?

She commited porridge-ry

Why did the gold go to jail?

It made contact with a miner.

People that cut others off while talking should go to jail.

But only serve half their sentence.

If you lie to people to get their money you can go to jail for fraud

Unless you're a preacher

I hope I never go to jail.

I haven’t memorised a phone number since 1999.

Why did the killer whale go to jail for stealing all the diamonds?

He’s the one that orca-strated the heist!

Why did Bobby Shmurda go to jail?

He was convicted with second degree shmurder

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Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car that said

“TWO PROSTITUTES $50.00." A policeman stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.
Just then, another car passed with a sign saying, "JESUS SAVES." One of the girls asked the cop, "Why don't you stop them?"
Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. ...

Why did the 22140857×10^23 molecules of Methyl Acetate go to jail?

It was a Mole-Ester!

When you transgress the laws of men, you go to jail.

When you transgress the laws of God, you go to hell.

When you transgress the laws of physics, you go to Stockholm to receive a Nobel price.

Why did the staff party go to jail?

Because they were in treble.

Why did the duck go to jail?

For smoking quack!

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Where do magical animals go to jail?

Azkabarn

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

An elderly woman is arrested for stealing a can of peaches and is brought before the judge.

The judge asks: "How many peaches were in the can?"

The elderly woman replied: "Six, Your Honor."

Judge: "In that case, you will go to jail for six days, one for each peach."

Her husband raises his hand and says:

"Your Honor, she also stole a can of peas."

Three ducks got arrested and had to go to court

The first duck gets up on the stand, the judge says "Tell me your name and what you did wrong." The first duck says "my name is Quack, and I got busted for blowing bubbles in the pond." Judge says "Ok, you go to jail for 3 days."

The second duck gets on the stand and the judge asks the same t...

A woman walks into a firearms store

Shop Keeper: How can I help you?

Woman: Sir, I need a gun so I can shoot my husband

Shop Keeper: there is no way in hell I am selling you a gun for that. That is just so wrong. I’m gonna go to jail if I do! Now get out!

The woman shows him a picture of her husband in bed with th...

What happens if you commit a crime in Australia?

Oh please, they're a modern country. You go to jail unless you are a politician.

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