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Gingers Jokes

The police caught a serial killer who targeted gingers.

At his trial, he kept insisting he'd never harmed a soul.

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Why are a gingers balls the most patriotic?

They're red, white and blue

I hosted a huge event for gingers last week

Sadly not a single soul showed up.

What do gingers and extinct dinosaurs have in common?

Not enough.

Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member?

He went around killing gingers.

Why do good Christian men fall for gingers?

I'm no scholar but it's something about a burning bush

Why do gingers buy so many shoes?

It's the only legal way to acquire soles.

What does Kim Jong-un have in common with gingers?

No Seoul.

Gingers just can't get a break.

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Why can't Gingers play jazz?

Because they have no soul.

Why do gingers get sunburned so easily?

It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

Why did the gingers shoe break

Because it had no sole.

Why cant Gingers make shoes?

They wouldn't have a sole.

What do gingers and North Koreans have in common?

They've go no Seoul.

What do you call a class for dumb gingers?

Speckle-ed.

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Why do gingers always complain about uncomfortable shoes?

Because they have no inner-soles

Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done?

Gingers just don't last in the sun.

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