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Colorful Jokes

My friend bioengineered a cannabis plant that grows large, colorful flowers.

I got to see it, and I must admit, it was pretty dope.

What do you call colorful secret police?

The RGB

My neighbor’s yard is so vibrant and colorful.

Good thing I switched his weed killer to MiracleGro.

What does answering a colorful telephone sound like?

Green green.. yellow?

Why does Iceland have such a revered and colorful ground?

Because the flora lichen it.

I was looking for a way to make the sky more colorful.

And I discovered, fire works

So i told a colorful joke to a guy who has seizures

I guess the joke was too good he died laughing

What's the difference between someone out in the sun all day and a large-haired disco dancer with colorful perspiration?

One sweats profusely and the other fro-sweats pucely.

What do you call a colorful nipple?

Areola Borealis.

Lately my comment karma has been so good, Reddit sent me an award featuring a colorful lizard.

It's a comment karma chameleon.

There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him because he was dressed in really colorful clothing.

He had all this colorful make-up on and his hair was spiked up with red, green, & yellow with feathers. The punk was getting sick of being stared at so he said to the old man, "Hey, old man, what are you lookin' at,eh? Didn't you do anything strange when you were a teenager?" "Well, yeah," the o...

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Bob and Steve bought a struggling sex toy store.

Bob and Steve bought a struggling sex toy store and worked in it daily, alternating lunchtimes so they could cover all hours. One day, Steve returned from his lunch to an excited Bob.

"Steve, we made a $300 sale, but there's good and bad news!", Bob said upon his return.

"Okay Bob, giv...

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