Colorful Jokes - 11 Hilarious Colorful Jokes

My friend bioengineered a cannabis plant that grows large, colorful flowers.

I got to see it, and I must admit, it was pretty dope.

What do you call colorful secret police?

The RGB

My neighbor’s yard is so vibrant and colorful.

Good thing I switched his weed killer to MiracleGro.

What does answering a colorful telephone sound like?

Green green.. yellow?

Why does Iceland have such a revered and colorful ground?

Because the flora lichen it.

I was looking for a way to make the sky more colorful.

And I discovered, fire works

So i told a colorful joke to a guy who has seizures

I guess the joke was too good he died laughing

What's the difference between someone out in the sun all day and a large-haired disco dancer with colorful perspiration?

One sweats profusely and the other fro-sweats pucely.

What do you call a colorful ?

Areola Borealis.

Lately my comment karma has been so good, Reddit sent me an award featuring a colorful lizard.

It's a comment karma chameleon.

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Bob and Steve bought a struggling toy store.

Bob and Steve bought a struggling toy store and worked in it daily, alternating lunchtimes so they could cover all hours. One day, Steve returned from his lunch to an excited Bob.

"Steve, we made a $300 sale, but there's good and bad news!", Bob said upon his return.

"Okay Bob, giv...

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