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Gi Joe Jokes

One day, a mother sees her daughter playing with Barbie and GI Joe. The mother, perplexed, says that she thought Barbie came with Ken.

The daughter says, "No, Barbie comes with GI Joe. She only fakes it with Ken."

My wife accused me of being unsympathetic and not listening, so I bought her a GI Joe coloring book.

Now she'll always have a soldier to crayon.

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

Which popular action figure has a farm?

GI GI Joe

A little girl sits on Santa's lap and asks him for a Barbie and a GI Joe.

"Well little girl, you can certainly have that, but doesn't Barbie usually come with Ken?"

"Oh no, Santa, Barbie fakes it with Ken, she comes with GI Joe."

A little girl was in a store to buy a Barbie doll for her birthday.

The shop owner said to her as a special treat you can choose another doll as well, Little girl says, can I have a GI Joe, shop owner says I thought Barbie came with Ken?, Little girl says no she comes with GI Joe, she fakes it with Ken.

Old MacDonald had a toy store...

GI GI Joe

Why do barbie dolls have purple nips?

Because GI Joes have kung fu grips ...

What's the difference between a Catholic Priest...

... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

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