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Action Figures Jokes

Where do toy stores keep their Schwarzenegger action figures?

Aisle B, back.

My 4 year old son just got me with a dad joke I hadn't heard before.

My son was playing with his teenage mutant ninja turtle action figures, and was making them fight each other.

Me: "Where are their weapons? Are they just fighting with their bare hands?"

Son: "No, they are fighting with their turtle hands."

Doesn't have a clue why I was laughin...

I hate action figures with no feet

I just can't stand them.

I’m so excited for the new Toy Story action figures!

I’m getting a woody.....

Human organs are the opposite of old action figures

People pay a lot more for them once you take them out to the original packaging

So I've been trying to sell my Ubermensch Action Figures...

But it's difficult to cater to such a Nietszche Market.

Who’s Immature?

My wife accused me of being immature. I set down my action figures, pointed at the door and said ‘get out of my secret lair’

A boy wishes to be Batman...

One day, a small ten year old boy was playing with his favorite Batman action figures in his attic when he found a strange lamp. Noticing how dusty it was, he decided to polish it a little. Before he knew it, out flew a magic genie.

"Greetings!" said the genie. "In exchange for freeing me, I ...

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