My girlfriend is leaving me because of my obsession with wearing a different t shirt every hour.
I said, “Wait, I can change!”
My friend told me that he wasn't sure if he would be able to set the world record for the quickest time to get undressed from a t shirt
I replied 'don't worry, I'm sure you can pull it off!'
A friend tried to get me to wear jeans, a white t shirt, and a motorcycle jacket - but I said no.
It sounded like a Fonzie scheme.
Did you hear about the solitary T shirt printer?
He's going to dye alone
A guy walks into a bar after a stressful day at work and gets a beer for himself
As he sits there, alone in the bar, he hears a high-pitched voice say, "That shirt looks great on you!” The man looks around, doesn’t see anyone, and returns to his drink thinking nothing more of it. But then, a moment later, the voice returns, this time offering, “You seem like a really cool guy...
A Psychic buying clothes
Employee: How about this one?
Psychic: That shirt is too small
Employee: You didn't even try it on
Psychic: I'm a medium
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Two buddies were getting drunk together.
One drink too many one of them rushes to the bathroom and moments later comes out with his shirt covered in vomit.
"Jesus Steve, what happened to you?" Asked his buddy.
"Ah, shit I puked all over myself, my wife is going to kill me when she finds out I messed up my nicest shirt from dr...