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I've been giving my friends t shirts with photos of them printed on it for their birthdays.

Half of them think it's hilarious, and half of them tell me how the fuck did I get this picture of them sleeping.

My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with wearing a different t shirt every hour.

I said, “Wait, I can change.”

My friend told me that he wasn't sure if he would be able to set the world record for the quickest time to get undressed from a t shirt

I replied 'don't worry, I'm sure you can pull it off!'

A friend tried to get me to wear jeans, a white t shirt, and a motorcycle jacket - but I said no.

It sounded like a Fonzie scheme.

Did you hear about the solitary T shirt printer?

He's going to dye alone

A Psychic buying clothes

Employee: How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small.

Employee: You didn't even try it on.

Psychic: I'm a medium.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

10

One to change the bulb and nine to make t shirts for the event.

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