My girlfriend is leaving me because of my obsession with wearing a different t shirt every hour.

I said, “Wait, I can change!”

A friend tried to get me to wear jeans, a white t shirt, and a motorcycle jacket - but I said no.

It sounded like a Fonzie scheme.

Did you hear about the solitary T shirt printer?

He's going to dye alone

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What's the difference between a bully on testosterone, and a crusty T shirt?

Ones a jerk on T, the others a jerk off T

A man from Peru decided to visit America, although he spoke no English.

Upon reaching it, one of the first thing he did was go into a department store.

He found his way to the menswear department where a young lady offered to help him.

“Quiero calcetines, (I want socks)" said the man.

“I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over ...

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