I've been giving my friends t shirts with photos of them printed on it for their birthdays.
Half of them think it's hilarious, and half of them tell me how the fuck did I get this picture of them sleeping.
My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with wearing a different t shirt every hour.
I said, “Wait, I can change.”
My friend told me that he wasn't sure if he would be able to set the world record for the quickest time to get undressed from a t shirt
I replied 'don't worry, I'm sure you can pull it off!'
A friend tried to get me to wear jeans, a white t shirt, and a motorcycle jacket - but I said no.
It sounded like a Fonzie scheme.
Did you hear about the solitary T shirt printer?
He's going to dye alone
A Psychic buying clothes
Employee: How about this one?
Psychic: That shirt is too small.
Employee: You didn't even try it on.
Psychic: I'm a medium.
How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and nine to make t shirts for the event.
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