I've been giving my friends t shirts with photos of them printed on it for their birthdays.
Half of them think it's hilarious, and half of them tell me how the fuck did I get this picture of them sleeping.
My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with wearing a different t shirt every hour.
I said, “Wait, I can change.”
A friend tried to get me to wear jeans, a white t shirt, and a motorcycle jacket - but I said no.
It sounded like a Fonzie scheme.
Did you hear about the solitary T shirt printer?
He's going to dye alone
A Psychic buying clothes
Employee: How about this one?
Psychic: That shirt is too small.
Employee: You didn't even try it on.
Psychic: I'm a medium.
A man walks into an empty bar, except for the bartender.
He orders a drink. As he sits there, he hears a high-pitched voice say, "That shirt looks great on you!” The man looks around, but doesn’t see anything, and returns to his drink. A moment later, the voice returns, this time offering, “You seem like a really cool guy!” Again, the man looks ...