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Action Man Jokes

Working in an Action Man factory pays very well indeed...

You can make six figures in an hour.

I was a plastic surgeon for a short time.

My son's Action Man needed repairing.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

As the head emerged from my wife's vagina, one of the doctors turned to me.

He said, "Are you excited?"

"Of course," I replied. "I haven't seen my Action Man in ages!"

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