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Superheroes Jokes

Where do superheroes hang out?

Cape Town

billionaire superheroes

How many billionaires does it take to create a superhero?

Three. Two to die and one to never get over it.

It’s strange how African superheroes have the same origin story..

They’re all from Cape Town

How many superheroes can you fit in one car?

Five

Two in the front

Two in the back

And Peter Parker in the ash tray

Why are all transwoman superheroes?

Because they are all ex-men

What do you call a bunch of zombies dressed as Superheroes?

The Necro Comic-Con

There are 3 superheroes, The Fireball, Lady Aqua, and Tornado.

They all form a superhero trio, and try to stop villains from all over the world. They were all hanging at the SuperBase, when an emergency alarm went off.

The supervillain Master Garth is making their way to Paris, so that she can destroy the Eiffel Towel to be able to control all areas of E...

My wife was photographing some superheroes last night. I suggested to her to turn the flash on...

...turns out, he really enjoys a lap dance.

What do you call a league with only two superheroes in it?

The Just Us League

If you want to learn how to draw superheroes start with Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy

He's just a fancy stick figure

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Batman and Robin go out for a few drinks

Both superheroes are exhausted after a long week of non-stop crime fighting, and decide to chill for a few a hours at the local watering hole.

Robin knows his friend has been working way too hard and for long hours. So he thinks, what the heck, he can get drunk and relax. He decides to remain...

I keep hearing about this great new MCU show featuring what I can only assume are Hispanic superheroes...

but I can't seem to find this *Juan Division* on any streaming service.

Grown-ups fooled us by making us think we would be superheroes on adulthood

Firefighter, Broker, Waterboy, Machinist, Driller, Embalmer, Goldsmith, Hydrologist, Lifeguard, Naturopath

A band of Superheroes walk into a Gluten-free, Soy-Free, non-GMO, organic, fat-free restraunt....

Just Ice was served.

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What do you call a comic book hero that is constantly hooked on having with female superheroes?

A heroine addict.

Who are James Gatz's (The Great Gatsby's) least favorite superheroes?

Green Lantern and Deadpool
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