What drink do Pirates get at McDonald’s?

The Hi-C!

What does a necrophile get at a funeral?

Mourning wood

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I'm so get at sex...

that after every session, my wife has to go in the bathroom and turn on her electric massager. I think its because of her bad back?

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

I definitely think Trump will get at least 270.

But with parole and good behavior, it could be as little as 200.

What do orphans get at Christmas?


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What do you get at the end of a joint of dick weed?

Cock roach.

What kind of dog can you get at a bakery?

Pure bread

What do mathematicians get at the DMV?

A deriver’s license.

Regardless of which meal i get at McDonalds...

they all taste like a #2.

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