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what do you call someone who molests child molesters?

An apex predator

As a child i was molested by mimes

They did unspeakable things to me.

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking and molesting women."

The drunk says "Great! Let's get started."

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A rapist, priest, and child molester walk into a bar

He orders a drink

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What do you call a robot that’s been sexually molested?

R2ME2

Ive just been molested by a group of mime artists...

They did unspeakable things to me.

Why did Michael Jackson molest young boys?

Becuase his mother always told him dont go around breaking young girls hearts.

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Do you know what they call someone who molests children using an online dictionary?

A Wikipaedophile

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I got arrested for molestation for no fault of mine

I was in the elevator when this gorgeous woman walked in wearing a low cut blouse exposing her perfectly sized breasts.

When she caught me checking on them , she angrily said

" Stop staring and press one quickly".

And I did exactly what she said

You shouldn’t joke about Molestations…

How are else would the Moles get to work

Have you guys heard about the Sharpie molester?

Apparently he only felt tips.

A new experimental punishment for child molesters involves chaining them to electricity-producing machines and having them work 24/7

Researcers hope to be able to generate multiple pedowatts of power.

Droids claim they were molested by George Lucas during filming for Star Wars...

#R2MeToo

Jerry Sandusky Penn State molestation charges affirmed in Court today.

Will there be a book?
"From Penn State to State Pen: The Jerry Sandusky Story."

If a priest molests a child...

Isn’t it just a clerical error?

A pastor, a scammer, and a child molester

walks into a bar.

A cop pulls over a car with two priests.

The cop makes his way up to the window and says, “We’re looking for two child molesters.”

The priests look at each other for a moment and turn back to the cop.

“We’ll do it.”

What's it called when an illegal immigrant and a child molester get in a fist fight?

Alien VS predator

What do you call a baker that molests women?

A crepist.

There's a new drug that is guarenteed to get you molested.

The only side effect is you feel Spacey.

Child molesters

Two priests are out driving one day, when they get pulled over by a police officer.
The cop approaches the priests vehicle and says to the driver, " Sorry to pull you over father, but we're currently searching for two child molesters."
The two priests turn and look at each other for a fe...

A teacher was called in by the police for accusations of child molestation

"What is your name sir?"

"Mark Stephens"

"How old are you?"

"37 years old"

"And what do you do for a living?"

"I teach school chilren"

"Come again?"

"I teach school chilren"

"Do you mean children?"

"What?"

"You said chilren, you f...

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When I told my date I was raised Catholic, she asked me right away whether I was molested as a child.

I’m still butt hurt about it.

Did you hear about child molester who plays the piano?

He was fingering a minor

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old nudist

One day an old man was taking a walk when he spied a brochure on the ground. He picked it up out of curiosity and saw it was for the nudist resort outside town. He had heard of it but never been there. He decided, I\`m old. Why not ? He approached the front desk and the man behind the desk told him ...

Three guys walk into a bar: an alcoholic, a priest, and a child molester...

And that's just the first guy.

Where do child molesters go to university?

Bring'em Young

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A bartender is sitting alone in a newly opened bar when a priest, a paedophile and a molester walk in

And now there are two people in the bar

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I was talking to some random guy I've met on a train who said he used to be a priest, after an hour he addmited that he was thrown out for molesting a child. He seemed to be a realy nice person

If you skip all this Jesus bullshit.

A kid and child molester are walking in the woods

A kid and a child molester are walking in the woods. As the sun is going down and it gets darker, the kod says, "It's getting kinda scary mister." He tells the kid, "I know. I'm the one that's gotta walk back alone."

Did you hear about the man who was arrested for molesting a duck?

He was suspected of Fowl Play

DO NOT talk about molestation

It's a touchy subject

A man walks in on a child molester

He sits at a bench and says
“Forgive me father, for I have sinned”

I was going to make a joke about molestation...

But it seems to be quite touchy subject.

What is the default format for child molesters?

.PDF Files.

What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind

When I was a kid the police came to the church to ask if anyone knew any child molesters.

The priests fingered me.

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Why didn't they let the sex molester become an Astronaut?

They didn't want him getting near Uranus

What is the one good thing about child molesters?

They drive slowly in the school zones!

what do you call fifty child molesters walking in a straight line?

A centi-peado-file

What kind of shoes does a child molester wear?

White vans.

I heard there's a new movie coming out where an illegal immigrant turns vigilante and battles a child molester...

They're calling it Alien vs Predator.

At my therapy session today, I suddenly remembered that as a child I was molested by a clown.

I never knew I had IT in me.

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I told my friend, "My dad just passed away. I think it's only right for me to now say...that he molested me when I was three-years-old."

"Woah, man," he said. "Too soon."


I said, "Well, yes. But that's not how a paedophile's mind works."

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

I molested an intensive care patient...

but his nurse walked in at the last moment.

It was real touch-and-go for a while there.

After a young boy was molested by a priest, the police asked him what happened.

The young boy responded, "I knew I was in trouble when the the priest told me to call him Daddy instead of Father"

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Why was the jeweler's son sexually molested?

He went to Jared's.

I think I'm about to be molested by an alpaca...

Today some guy on the street kept screaming at me to "be ready for the alpaca lips"

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What's special about twin fruit molesters?

They always cum in pears.

Sherlock was convicted for child molestation

A disgusted Watson visited him in prison, and said, "I cannot believe you were caught exposing yourself to a child in high school!"

"Elementary, my dear Watson..."

Regarding the molestation jokes. A lot you guys may not know this, but molestation...

Is a very touchy subject.





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What’s the difference between camping and molestation?

Oh, you don’t know? Do you wanna go camping this weekend?

With all these celebrities getting outed for molesting kids, it's only a matter of time before Jackie Chan is exposed.

Like, do you have any idea how many times he told Jaden Smith to jacket off in the karate kid?

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Did you hear about the boy King Midas molested?

They settled out of court for a dick load of gold.

My uncle works at a camp for kids who are about to be molested

I mean everyone complains about their job but he loved everyday of his

What did the Jewish child molester say to the kid?

Hey kid, do you want to buy some candy?

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

Barry Gibb has revealed that he was nearly molested as a child…

…but the would-be abuser gave him the HeebieBeeGees…

What's the difference between acne and a child molester?

Acne waits till you are 13 to come on your face.

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What do you call a child molester with a lot of cheese?

A pedophile with a feta pile

Statistics show that one out of three of your next door neighbors could be a child molester...

Thank goodness the only neighbors I have are smokin' hot ten year olds.

What do you call the High Sparrow who is caught molesting kids?

The Deviated Septon.

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure.

^^^sorry.

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

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Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles

So there's a child molester and a little boy walking into the woods...

They keep walking deeper and deeper, and its getting darker and darker; scarier and scarier. Further and further they walk. The boy looks up at the child molester and says "Gee Mister, I'm getting scared." and the child molester looks down at the kid and says: "You think you're scared kid, I gotta ...

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This farmer has a roster that screws every living creature in sight...

Farmer's neighbor wants to breed his chickens, but his rooster was eaten by a fox, so he goes and asks his neighbor for help.

"Hey Joe... So, I know your roster has quite a sex drive. How about you make some money and wear him out a bit? I need about 200 of my hens bred and will pay you well ...

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