what do you call someone who molests child molesters?

An apex predator

As a child i was molested by mimes

They did unspeakable things to me.

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking and molesting women."

The drunk says "Great! Let's get started."

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A homosexual, a con artist and a child molester walk into a bar.

"What can I get you, father," asks the bartender.

Police officer pulls over 2 Catholic priests. Says he’s looking for two child molesters.

Catholic priests looking at each other: We’ll do it!

If a priest molests a child...

Isn’t it just a clerical error?

What do you call a baker that molests women?

A crepist.

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What do you call a robot that’s been sexually molested?

R2ME2

Why did Michael Jackson molest young boys?

Becuase his mother always told him dont go around breaking young girls hearts.

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A rapist, priest, and child molester walk into a bar

He orders a drink

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I got arrested for molestation for no fault of mine

I was in the elevator when this gorgeous woman walked in wearing a low cut blouse exposing her perfectly sized breasts.

When she caught me checking on them , she angrily said

" Stop staring and press one quickly".

And I did exactly what she said

Droids claim they were molested by George Lucas during filming for Star Wars...

#R2MeToo

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A coffin thief's dying request to his son

So a coffin thief is on his death bed and his son asks if there is anything he'd like his son to do.

He says I've spent my life stealing coffins and unfortunately, I've earned a very bad reputation along the way. However, he wants people to remember him in good words. He dies shortly thereaft...

What's it called when an illegal immigrant and a child molester get in a fist fight?

Alien VS predator

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How many drinks would a molester, a priest and a paedophile order

One

Jerry Sandusky Penn State molestation charges affirmed in Court today.

Will there be a book?
"From Penn State to State Pen: The Jerry Sandusky Story."

What's a child molester's favorite thing about Halloween?

Free Delivery!

I stopped molesting children.

No kidding.

Ive just been molested by a group of mime artists...

They did unspeakable things to me.

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A bartender is sitting alone in a newly opened bar when a priest, a paedophile and a molester walk in

And now there are two people in the bar

Why doesn't the Church take the issue with priests molesting children seriously?

Because it's a minor problem.

A cop pulls over a car with two priests.

The cop makes his way up to the window and says, “We’re looking for two child molesters.”

The priests look at each other for a moment and turn back to the cop.

“We’ll do it.”

What do you call a child molester who uses reddit?

A predditor.

A teacher was called in by the police for accusations of child molestation

"What is your name sir?"

"Mark Stephens"

"How old are you?"

"37 years old"

"And what do you do for a living?"

"I teach school chilren"

"Come again?"

"I teach school chilren"

"Do you mean children?"

"What?"

"You said chilren, you f...

Be careful when discussing child molestation.

It’s a touchy subject.

A man walks in on a child molester

He sits at a bench and says
“Forgive me father, for I have sinned”

What is one good thing about child molesters?

They drive slowly in the school zones

A kid and child molester are walking in the woods

A kid and a child molester are walking in the woods. As the sun is going down and it gets darker, the kod says, "It's getting kinda scary mister." He tells the kid, "I know. I'm the one that's gotta walk back alone."

There's a new drug that is guarenteed to get you molested.

The only side effect is you feel Spacey.

what do you call fifty child molesters walking in a straight line?

A centi-peado-file

When I was a kid the police came to the church to ask if anyone knew any child molesters.

The priests fingered me.

I don't get why people keep calling Muhammad a child molester.

Aisha was only the name of his goat.

Where do child molesters go to university?

Bring'em Young

I was going to make a joke about molestation...

But it seems to be quite touchy subject.

Keith Richards arrested in London on molestation charge.

Apparently someone saw him fingering A minor.

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When I told my date I was raised Catholic, she asked me right away whether I was molested as a child.

I’m still butt hurt about it.

Three guys walk into a bar: an alcoholic, a priest, and a child molester...

And that's just the first guy.

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I told my friend, "My dad just passed away. I think it's only right for me to now say...that he molested me when I was three-years-old."

"Woah, man," he said. "Too soon."


I said, "Well, yes. But that's not how a paedophile's mind works."

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Why didn't they let the sex molester become an Astronaut?

They didn't want him getting near Uranus

What did the molested ghost say?

\#MeBoo

Child molesters

Two priests are out driving one day, when they get pulled over by a police officer.
The cop approaches the priests vehicle and says to the driver, " Sorry to pull you over father, but we're currently searching for two child molesters."
The two priests turn and look at each other for a fe...

What kind of shoes does a child molester wear?

White vans.

What is the default format for child molesters?

.PDF Files.

Remember the guy who got molested by his alcoholic father?

He showed up in court the other day for drunk driving and the judge said, "Looks like your old man rubbed off on you"

After a young boy was molested by a priest, the police asked him what happened.

The young boy responded, "I knew I was in trouble when the the priest told me to call him Daddy instead of Father"

I molested an intensive care patient...

but his nurse walked in at the last moment.

It was real touch-and-go for a while there.

Did you hear about the man who was arrested for molesting a duck?

He was suspected of Fowl Play

Did you hear about child molester who plays the piano?

He was fingering a minor

A senior citizen’s group charters a bus from Brooklyn to Atlantic City

As they entered New Jersey, an elderly woman comes up to the driver and says “I’ve just been molested!

The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to go back to her seat, and sit down.

A short time later, another old woman comes forward, and claims that ...

At my therapy session today, I suddenly remembered that as a child I was molested by a clown.

I never knew I had IT in me.

With all these celebrities getting outed for molesting kids, it's only a matter of time before Jackie Chan is exposed.

Like, do you have any idea how many times he told Jaden Smith to jacket off in the karate kid?

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What did the child molester say when he got out of prison?

I feel like a kid again!

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Why was the jeweler's son sexually molested?

He went to Jared's.

What’s the difference between camping and molestation?

Oh, you don’t know? Do you wanna go camping this weekend?

I heard there's a new movie coming out where an illegal immigrant turns vigilante and battles a child molester...

They're calling it Alien vs Predator.

What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind

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Did you hear about the boy King Midas molested?

They settled out of court for a dick load of gold.

I think I'm about to be molested by an alpaca...

Today some guy on the street kept screaming at me to "be ready for the alpaca lips"

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What's special about twin fruit molesters?

They always cum in pears.

Sherlock was convicted for child molestation

A disgusted Watson visited him in prison, and said, "I cannot believe you were caught exposing yourself to a child in high school!"

"Elementary, my dear Watson..."

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

Barry Gibb has revealed that he was nearly molested as a child…

…but the would-be abuser gave him the HeebieBeeGees…

My uncle works at a camp for kids who are about to be molested

I mean everyone complains about their job but he loved everyday of his

Regarding the molestation jokes. A lot you guys may not know this, but molestation...

Is a very touchy subject.





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What did the Jewish child molester say to the kid?

Hey kid, do you want to buy some candy?

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What do you call a child molester with a lot of cheese?

A pedophile with a feta pile

Statistics show that one out of three of your next door neighbors could be a child molester...

Thank goodness the only neighbors I have are smokin' hot ten year olds.

What's the difference between acne and a child molester?

Acne waits till you are 13 to come on your face.

A policeman pulled over two priests in a blue SUV for speeding

When the officer was writing them a ticket, his radio buzzed, "We are looking for two child molesters in a blue SUV. I repeat, we are looking for two child molesters, in a blue SUV."

The priests locked eyes for 10 seconds until one finally piped up, "We'll do it."

What do you call the High Sparrow who is caught molesting kids?

The Deviated Septon.

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure.

^^^sorry.

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