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Butane Jokes

What weighs more, a gallon of water, or a gallon of butane?

A gallon of water. Butane is a lighter fluid.

What weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?

The gallon of water. Butane is a lighter fluid.


^obligatory ^not ^my ^joke

Which is heavier: one gallon of water or 10 gallons of butane?

The water.

No matter how much you have, butane will always be a lighter fluid.

Butane really is a magical substance

It’s a heavy liquid but a lighter fluid

Life is like huffing butane...

first you huff the butane, then you die

What's heavier, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane ? (Substitute 'litre' for 'gallon' if reading outside of USA)

Water because butane is a lighter fluid

A chemistry teacher gives his class a question

Teacher “there are two liquids water and butane can someone please give me a quantity for them”
Student at the front “a ton”
Teacher “ok then what is the heavier the ton of water or the ton of butane”
The teacher asked each student the same question and each of them answered that they wer...

What do you call a Russian raspberry dipped in lighter fluid?

Rasp-butane

What a group of musical chemists called?

Butane Clan

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