Jim wants to sell his car and consults his friend Tommy.
Jim’s car is getting old so he’s decided to put it up for sale but consults his friend Tommy before making the advert.
Tommy asks him, “How many miles are on your car Jim?”.
“132,000, she’s getting old” he says.
Tommy looked shocked as he wanted his friend to get some money bac...
A blond walks into a mechanic's shop.
She is concerned because her car has a lot of miles and nobody wants to buy it from her. The mechanic tells her that for a price, he can roll back the odometer. After she agrees, he does just that, telling her she can now sell her car. He blond says, "why would I do that? It has lower mileage now!"
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A woman is at her OBGYN appointment
A woman is at her OBGYN appointment and is talking with her doctor about reconstructive surgeries.
Her: I’m leaving my husband, and I read about this hymen reconstruction surgery that can restore your virginity. Does it really work?
Doctor: Well, yes and no. Think of it this way, you ...
A blonde tried to sell her old car
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it because the car had 250,000 miles on it.
One day she mentioned her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, "There is a way to make your car easier to sell, but it's not legal." ...
A co-worker is selling her car...
She tells me, "The problem is my car has over 150,000 miles so no one will give me more than $6,000 for it, and I need at least $10,000 to get a new car."
I fill her in: "I have a friend who is a car mechanic. He can 'fix' your mileage issue. You'll have a new car in no time."
So I get...