Bob and Pete went treasure hunting in a deep jungle (sad story)
"Damn it Pete, it's been three days we've got no burgers, no beer, not even a couch and It's all your fault!"
"Won't be long now Bob, the map says it's somewhere 'round here... how 'bout you go east i go west that would save us some time right?"
"Right... This better be worth it Pete"<...
I'm launching a pirating website.
It has two games: a treasure hunting game called "X Marrrrrrks the Spot" and a naval warfare game called "Take No Prisonerrrrrrs." It also has lots of free movies you can download and watch.
All the movies have 3.14 stars.
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A man walks into a bar with an ostrich.
A man walks into a bar with an ostrich. He sits down at the bar, and the bartender asks him: "What can I get ya?" The man: "I'll have two whiskeys please." "That'll be $5.56. The man pulls out exactly 5 dollars and 56 cents from his pocket. He puts it down on the bar, takes his whiskey, dri...