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Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and a porno?

At the end of the porno everyone was satisfied

I, foolishly, named my daughter Daenerys before seeing how Game of Thrones ended. But you live and you learn.

Now to take a big sip of coffee, sit down with my son, Judas, and read about how things worked out for this Jesus fella.

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Was in the bathroom the other day next to the guy that played Tyrion Lannister on Game of Thrones.

He wasn’t paying attention and pissed on my shoes. Damn that Peter Sprinklage.

A different game of thrones

Long ago a then famous reporter of the times traveled to a little known kingdom deep in the heart of Africa, accompanied by translators and bearers of course. It was not very technologically advanced, with no plumbing and clay and stray being the primary building materials.

Upon arrival he w...

How many Game of Thrones seasons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Eight, if you want to screw it completely.

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Warning: Game of Thrones Spoilers

Will make your car look fucking stupid

People still having large weddings during a pandemic must be huge Game of Thrones fans.

After all a Dothraki wedding without at least 3 deaths is considered a dull affair.

The ending of Game of Thrones makes sense, think about it.

Arya went west, Jon went north, Drogon went east, and the show went south.

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I get anxious when I watch “Game of Thrones” with my parents, because of all the sex.

Sometimes I turn the volume up, so that I don’t hear them.

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Game of thrones spoiler!!!!

Now that all the nerds aren't paying attention, party at my house this Saturday.

The final episode of Game of Thrones should end in a huge musical number where everyone comes back to life for some reason and nothing is explained and no real ending is given.

That'll cause riots.

What do suicide and game of thrones have in common?

They both don’t end well.

My friend still hasn’t seen season 8 of Game of Thrones. And every time I try to broach the subject she just yells at me, “No Spoilers!” So I gave up on trying to warn her

That she shouldn’t name her baby, Khaleesi.

I watched all of Game of Thrones back to back with the girlfriend,

Fortunately I was the one facing the TV.

What does The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones and Fast and Furious have in common?

All their Walkers are dead

What's the difference between the Game of Thrones books and a Chinese newspaper?

To understand everything in a Chinese newspaper you only need to know about 3,000 characters.

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The final season of game of thrones is a lot like porn.

Awful dialogue, shallow plot, and the characters just keep getting fucked.

What's the difference between Game of Thrones and United Airlines?

One has dragons and the other has drag-offs

If Game of Thrones was written by M. Night Shyamalan, what would he have called the White Walkers?

Icy Dead People

What do beds and Game of Thrones have in common?

Put 2 twins together and you get a king.

Game of Thrones Themed: "Knock knock. Who's there? Arya"

"Knock knock. Who's there? Arya"

"Arya who?"

"Arya gonna let me in? Winter is comin'!"

I'm a new dad ...I think this whole dad joke thing is inevitable.

What does Titanic, The Sixth Sense, and Game of Thrones have in common?

Icy dead people.

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How can you tell if someone has never seen Game of Thrones?

They'll fucking tell you.

What did they name Game of Thrones' first stock exchange?

Investeros

You know who's the best character in the Game of Thrones show right now?

It *Varys*

Now that Game of Thrones is ending, you know who my dad thinks should write pirate books?

George "Arrre Arrre" Martin

I'm sorry.

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Why is game of thrones so popular?

Who doesn't enjoy a porn with good backstory?

Kid from The Sixth Sense asked to comment on Game Of Thrones and he described it with one sentence.

"Icey dead people"

In Game of Thrones Winter Came...

And everyone left unsatisfied

Who's the wildest knight in Game of Thrones?

Ser Engeti

What are the spiders like in Game of Thrones?

Varies.

I know who dies first in the last Game of Thrones...

The legacy of a once-great show

Which Game of Thrones house does House Trump most resemble?

Definitely not House Lannister, because they always pay their debts.

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[Game of Thrones S7 Spoiler] What do Dragons call Jon Snow?

Motherfucker.

What do the last ten minutes of Dexter and the last season of Game of Thrones have in common?

They ruin eight years of your life.

I am glad Game of Thrones is coming to an end in 2019

I hate when TV shows dragon too long.

Game Of Thrones Joke (semi-spoiler contained within)

I don't know why Brianne was surprised Jamie left; she already knew he was a hands off kinda guy.

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

Game of Thrones's Night King disappointed me ...

He's not even able to hit the broadside of a Bran...

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[Spoiler] In Game of Thrones, what is Jon and Dany's favorite sexual position?

Lannister style

I feel sorry for Jorah in Game Of Thrones

He clearly loves Daenerys, but she just isn't one to savour the Mormont.

People complain about Game of Thrones having a lot of incest...

...but Bran could have broken his arms instead of his legs

Where do the Game of Thrones characters go to get their clothing pressed?

The Iron Islands.
...I'm so sorry, I've been re-watching the entire series in preparation for April and this stupid joke popped into my head after my Mum bought a new iron :3

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We've seen a lot of nudity on Game of Thrones

I think tonight might be the first night we have ever seen a Dickon fire though

People think that Ed Sheeran cameo in Game of Thrones was bad...

But I thought Amy Winehouse getting hit in the face with a rock in last nights episode was just in bad taste.

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LPT: Play the Game of Thrones theme tune before you have sex if there is a risk of being overheard.

Got me and my SO through the recent family stay overs during the festive season.

So we wont see season 8 of Game of Thrones until 2019

They're really dragon it out

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If I've learned anything from watching Game of Thrones..

It's that family always cums first.

Game of Thrones is really getting out of hand...

Even websites are dying in the new season.

Had an issue with how the latest season of Game of Thrones ended:

Bit of an auntie climax don't you think?

This season of Game of Thrones set new records for Piracy

Probably because it's written by George Arrrrr Arrrrr Martin

Game of Thrones Spoiler Joke

I heard the Night King just got a hold of one rarest YuGiOh cards

I heard that there is going to be a Game of Thrones crossover with Westworld. (Spoilers for both shows)

Hodor: Hodor!!!

Bernard: What door?

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My boss asked me which Game of Thrones house he'd best be placed in...

I told him House Lannister because it only takes one hand to go fuck yourself.

[Game of Thrones] If you give Littlefinger two choices...

He'll always prefer the ladder

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

If Trump was cast in Game of Thrones, which character would he play?

Littlefingers

Game of Thrones

Q: What's the name of Hodor's cat?

> A: Hodor

Q: Why did Hodor cross the road?

> A: Hodor

Q: How many Hodors does it take to screw in a lighbulb?

> A: Hodor

Q: What's the title of Hodor's favorite book?

> A: Hodor

Q: Why wasn'...

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An improved Game of Thrones joke

Robert Baratheon, Renly Baratheon and Stannis Baratheon go into a tavern. They order ale, but when the barkeep brings them over, they each find a fly in their cups. Robert goes into rage and smashes the cup, demanding new ale. Renly takes the fly out and laughs with the barkeep about it. Stannis rea...

What airline does Sophie Turner use when she's filming Game of Thrones?

Luftsansa

[Game of Thrones] How do you ask a Northerner if they are of noble descent?

Arya Stark?

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones

If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones

If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones

If everyone was single: Game of Alones

If it was about balls: Game of Throwns

If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones

If everyone u...

[Game of Thrones Spoiler ALL BOOKS Fan Theory] Benjen, Bran, Daario, Euron, Syrio, Jaqen, and Coldhands walk into a restaurant..

and say: "Table for one, please."

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What did Kanye West say when he saw the Red Wedding episode of Game of Thrones?

Dat shit Frey.

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A Game of Thrones Joke

What do Theon Greyjoy and Justin Timberlake have in common?
A dick in a box.

Anybody know where I can get a Game of Thrones Valentine's day card?

It's for my sister.

I told my friend a joke about last night's Game of Thrones episode..

He agreed it was well done.

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[Game of Thrones] How do Littlefinger's prostitutes get in & out of the brothel?

Hodor.

Donald Trump is walking along a beach

He stumbles over an old bottle, he picks it up and pulls the cork.
With a flash of light and a puff of smoke a Genie appears before him.

"Thank you Donald for releasing me from my prison, I shall grant you any 1 wish"

Trump immediately blurts out "I want a Dragon like from game of t...

2020 is starting to feel like...

The game of thrones series finale we deserve

If you spell Breaking Bad backwards, you will get "Dab Gnikaerb"

Which still makes more sense than Game of thrones\` entire season 8

A new redditor comes to r/jokes

"Welcome!" Exclaims r/jokes.

"Hi," says the redditor, "tell me a funny joke please."

"Alright. Let me see what i can find." Replys r/jokes before heading off

While the redditor waits they, binge the entirety of Game of Thrones, watch the entire extended directors cut of...

A vegan and an introvert walk into a room which one tells you what they are first?

None; the person who hasn't watched "a single episode of Game of Thrones" beat them to it.

If a round of musical chairs were played using toilet bowls instead of chairs...

would it be Game of Thrones?

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