Full Term Jokes - 8 Hilarious Full Term Jokes

Do you want to know why the republicans won't impeach Trump?

Because they believe in carrying a baby to full term.

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Why won't republicans impeach Trump?

Because they insist on carrying babies to full term.

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Ted Cruz has aborted his campaign

..but I say he should be forced to carry it to full term

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I was shocked when the Republicans wouldn’t vote to convict Trump on his second impeachment.

The first time sure, they always insist a baby is carried to full term.

The second one however, shocking as they actually took care of the baby afterwards.

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If that fly laid eggs in Pence’s hair

...He damn well better carry them to full term!

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Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat.

When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked, humbly, "Jesus, I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War...could you help me?"

"Of course, my son," Jesus said, and when he touched the man's back, he felt relief for the fir...

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Politicians always lie...

Didn't John F. Kennedy promise to serve a full term?

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All work and no play...

.... makes Abraham Lincoln a full term president.

Im going to hell.

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