if 9-5 is a full time job, and 11/4 is a part time job, what's 9-11?
An inside job.
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People say maintaining a long term relationship with a girl is the same as having a full time job. I for one think there complete opposites.
After 10 years, my job still sucks.
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The Penis Poem–by Willie Nelson
My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal, Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring.
But now I’ve got a full time job, To find the gosh darn thing.
It used to be embar...
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A girl brings her boyfriend to meet her dad...
Dad: Of all people, you choose to be with this stupid and lazy arse?
Boyfriend: ...
Girl: Dad, don't say things like that about him! You don't even know him yet. He's currently studying to get a doctorate in physics while working a full time job.
Dad: (to Girl) I wasn't talking ...
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