I watched a documentary about frogs last night

>!It was ribbeting!<

What do frogs order at a restaurant?

French flies.

How do you make a condom for frogs?

Rib it.

Why are frogs such great lovers?

They're ribeted for her pleasure.

My 5 year old son told me this one, I am still amazed: What do French Frogs eat?

French Flies

A scientist is researching how far frogs can jump

He places the frog on the table and says "Frog, jump!" And the frog jumps a full 18 feet. He write 18ft in his notes. The scientist cuts off one of the frogs legs and says "Frog, jump!" And the frog jumps 14 feet. He scribbles 14ft in his notes. He cuts off a second leg, says "Frog, jump!" - the fro...

When Kermit the Frogs entertainment career came to an end, he enrolled in seminary school where he was ordained

Now he's a Pastor of Muppets

What are frogs' favorite social media platform?

Reddit

What’s frogs favourite game?

Croak-et

What type of sandals do frogs wear?

Open-toad.

Fun fact: besides humans, frogs are the only animal known to take their own lives.

In other words they'll Kermit suicide..

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Jim Bob and the Blow Job Frog

A man is selling frogs in a box for $100 each. A sign says “Blow Job Frogs $100”.

Jim Bob walks up and looks in the box “No way one of those frogs is worth $100.”

Salesman “Take one down the alley and try it; If you don’t like it put it back and leave.”

Jim Bob does and comes b...

What do frogs drink?

Croak-acola

What do u call it when two frogs have a chat?

Ribiting conversation

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Snatch eating frog

This woman goes to a pet store to purchase some dog food. She puts the bag of food up on the counter and notices a box full of frogs. She reads the sign on the box, and it says: “Snatch Eating Frogs... $20 each (comes with instructions).”

She looks around to see if anybody’s watching her and ...

Why can’t frogs ever complete their bucket lists?

They croak before they even get started.

Have you heard the saying "Raining Cats & Frogs"?

Don't make fun of my lisp.

An unethical young scientist finds a frog on the side of the road



He takes it in for studying and sets it on his desk. The scientist prods the frog and tells it to jump. The frog leaps an astonishing 3 feet 8 inches into the air.

The scientist takes one leg off the frog, and then pokes it again, yelling "Jump". The Frog needs no further telling and ...

Why are frogs always happy?

They eat whatever bugs them

Why do frogs taste like beer?

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Why do frogs taste similar to beer?

Because of the hops.

Scientists have accidentally created immortal frogs

While running experiments, they decided to cut some of the frogs vocal cords.
Ever since then, the frogs just wont croak

A scientist was experimenting with how high frogs could jump.





First, he found a frog and said: "Jump". The frog jumped 2 feet into the air. The scientist recorded this in his notebook.

Next, he carefully pulled one leg off the frog, and told it to jump. It jumped 8 inches into the air, so he recorded this.

He pulled off yet anothe...

Somebody told me there's an invasive species of giant frogs destroying local populations all across North America...

... What a bunch of bull.

A Frenchman Visits Texas

A French man came to Texas to visit an old friend from WW2. The Texan picked him up in his gigantic Cadillac with longhorns mounted on the hood. Knowing that his friend must be hungry and thirsty after the long flight, he stopped at a bar and grill on the way. They walked in and took a seat at the b...

How do frogs fasten sheet metal?

Ribbets

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