A Pirate captain and his first mate make landfall on the island of Madagascar

On land they see a variety of creatures but most interesting a lemur around a wreck on the beach.

Upon closer examination by the captain to his astonishment, the lemur is spying on the pirates with a telescope

The captain says to his first mate “Do you see what that lemur is looking a...

Elon Musk was born in South Africa, and made an electric car. What if he had been born in Madagascar?

He would have made a gas car

I wish I had an electric car like a Tesla...

...so I'm pretty Madagascar is all I can afford.

So Marty and Alex from the movie Madagascar are talking in the zoo one night.

Marty says to Alex, "Hey Alex, what would they call it if Cracker Barrel ran out of crackers?

Alex thinks for a minute and says, "I don't know, what would they call it?"

Marty shouts back, "Cracker lacking!"

How did the African island compete with Tesla?

Madagascar.

Building electirc vehicles is illegal in Africa,

So i Madagascar.

Request - can someone explain this joke?

> In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Madagascar. She said, 'Cut it out.'

How do you say angry vehicle in Italian?

Madagascar.

What does a gangster on an island say when they see a non-electric car?

Madagascar

What is Elon Musk's least favorite country?

Madagascar

"Hey professor, is it true you made a car that runs on gas?"

"Yes, I Madagascar"

You'd think Henry Ford was African

The way he Madagascar

^^^^I'll ^^^^^let ^^^^^^myself ^^^^^^^out

Which country will be the first to change to all electric vehicles?

Madagascar

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Pirate in a Bar

A man was sitting at a bar when he noticed a pirate walk in the front door. The pirate had a peg leg, a hook for one hand, and a patch over one eye. Feeling sorry for the pirate, the man said, "Come over here friend. You look like you've had a hard life and I'd like to buy you a drink." The pirate c...

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