What did Bob the Buffalo say before leaving Madagascar forever?

Bison

Elon Musk was born in South Africa, and made an electric car. What if he had been born in Madagascar?

He would have made a gas car

How did the African island compete with Tesla?

Madagascar.

Some pirates are sailing off the coast of Madagascar

The captain points to the shore and says to his first mate:

"Do you see those crazy looking lemur things?"

To which the first mate replied:

"Aye aye, I eye aye-aye"

Why are there no electric cars in Africa?

Because of madaGASCAR 🇲🇬

Building electirc vehicles is illegal in Africa,

So i Madagascar.

How do you say angry vehicle in Italian?

Madagascar.

Request - can someone explain this joke?

> In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Madagascar. She said, 'Cut it out.'

What does a gangster on an island say when they see a non-electric car?

Madagascar

What is Elon Musk's least favorite country?

Madagascar

"Hey professor, is it true you made a car that runs on gas?"

"Yes, I Madagascar"

You'd think Henry Ford was African

The way he Madagascar

^^^^I'll ^^^^^let ^^^^^^myself ^^^^^^^out

Which country will be the first to change to all electric vehicles?

Madagascar

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Pirate in a Bar

A man was sitting at a bar when he noticed a pirate walk in the front door. The pirate had a peg leg, a hook for one hand, and a patch over one eye. Feeling sorry for the pirate, the man said, "Come over here friend. You look like you've had a hard life and I'd like to buy you a drink." The pirate c...

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