What do you call Madagascar if it was only for cars?


I thought of this yesterday.

How did the African island compete with Tesla?


Some pirates are sailing off the coast of Madagascar

The captain points to the shore and says to his first mate:

"Do you see those crazy looking lemur things?"

To which the first mate replied:

"Aye aye, I eye aye-aye"

How do you say angry vehicle in Italian?


Elon Musk was born in South Africa, and made an electric car. What if he had been born in Madagascar?

He would have made a gas car

Building electirc vehicles is illegal in Africa,

So i Madagascar.

What does a gangster on an island say when they see a non-electric car?


What you call a person driving a car under the influence of laughing gas ?


Request - can someone explain this joke?

> In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Madagascar. She said, 'Cut it out.'

What is Elon Musk's least favorite country?


"Hey professor, is it true you made a car that runs on gas?"

"Yes, I Madagascar"

You'd think Henry Ford was African

The way he Madagascar

^^^^I'll ^^^^^let ^^^^^^myself ^^^^^^^out

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Pirate in a Bar

A man was sitting at a bar when he noticed a pirate walk in the front door. The pirate had a peg leg, a hook for one hand, and a patch over one eye. Feeling sorry for the pirate, the man said, "Come over here friend. You look like you've had a hard life and I'd like to buy you a drink." The pirate c...

Which country will be the first to change to all electric vehicles?


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