What did the tadpole do when it was being bullied?
It toad its mom.
What did the other young frogs say?
We should JUMP him and RIBBIT him to shreds. Tadpole? He's more like a tattle-pole.
You know what they say, frogs have a hard time holding their tongues.
What do you call a small pole that can swim?
CLEAN THE POOL!
My wife’s been bugging me to vacuum the pool for months.
I tried telling her “If the water’s healthy enough for those tadpoles, it’s good enough for the kids”.
I think she’s being a little too bossy.
Just another pirate joke
So there is an amphibian who grew up as a tadpole, and every day, he would see these giant ships passing around him and wanted to take a ride on one.
He asked several captains of the ships if he could ride with them but they all turned them down, saying "What use would I have for an amphibian...
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The bastard frog love child of Mick Jagger
On a wild drunken night after one of his gigs, Mick Jagger gets involved in a really kinky and depraved orgy. Amongst the participants that crazy night was a party loving groupie frog called Freya. A couple of months later, Freya noticed that one of her new little tadpoles was quite different t...
Creation vs. Evolution
After a sermon on creation, a curious young boy asked, "Dad? How did we get here?" "Remember God created EVERYTHING in six days. On the sixth day, he scooped up some dust and made Adam. He took one of Adam's ribs and made Eve. They had kids and their kids had kids and so on, so that's how we'...