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There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor.

The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so they don't forget. They went home and the old lady told her husband to get her a bowl of ice cream. "You might want to write it down," she said. The husband said, "No, I can remember that you want a bowl of ice cream." She then told ...

Forgetful Dad

My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.

A couple are starting to develop forgetfulness

An 80-year old couple were having trouble remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctor’s office, they explained to the doctor the problems they were having.

After checking the couple out, the doctor told th...

My bartender is rather forgetful

He can remember that my first name is "Al" just fine, but I have no idea how he keeps mixing up "Smith" with "Coholic".

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Apparently the hornier you are, the more forgetful you are

Did you know that the hornier you are, the more forgetful you are?

Tommy is a really forgetful man

It's not that he hasn't had any experiences in life, he just forgets many of them. He needed a new one.

So be it, he thought and set out to get a Skydiving Certificate like he's always wanted. He was really scared of jumping on his own for the very first time but his peers calmed him down on ...

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What did the forgetful man pissing in the wind say?

It's all coming back to me now.

Man: Dr, recently I have become a bit forgetful.

Dr: well. how long have you had this problem?

Man: which problem?

My mom said I was repetitive, condescending, forgetful and repetitive.

But one day, I’ll be sure

I am so forgetful that I always forget to pack my calculator before my math tests. But I am so smart that I have only failed them a few times...

So few that I can count on my fingers

What did the forgetful skydiver say when he jumped out of the plane

Aw chute!

After an elderly couple starts getting forgetful, they visit their doctor...

Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes.
When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write that down so you won't forget?"
"Nonsense," says the husband. "I can remember a ...

What do you call a group of forgetful congressmen?

An oversight committee

My all-time favorite joke: The Forgetful Couple

An elderly couple are sitting in the living room, and the old man gets up, and says "I'm going to the store to get myself a soda, do you want anything?"

His wife says "I'd like an ice cream sundae. Here, I'll write it down for you so you don't forget--"

"I'm not going to forget," he w...

[Walks into a bar] A forgetful women of three children walks into a bar, intensely focused on knitting a sweater for her eldest...

Whoops, wrong thread.

The forgetful thespian

There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again.

The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage at the opening carrying...

I almost walked out on my girlfriend after she called me a forgetful idiot.

It was a shame that I couldn't find my keys

I am forgetful sometimes...

But, I remembered my HIV/AIDS test.

My wife asked, "Are you sure you remember your results?"

I replied, "I'm positive."

Three brothers age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.

One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts his foot in and pauses. He yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"

The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come up and see." He starts up the stairs and pauses, then he yells, "Was I going up the stairs or coming down?...

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My grandpa has it pretty rough; he has to use a colostomy bag and his forgetfulness can be a burden on his daily life.

Every now and then he just loses his shit.

Forgetful couple

An elderly couple went to see their physician because the pair of them have been forgetting things as of late. The doctor performs an examination on them and concludes that they are in perfect health. He explains to them that in their old age people naturally start forgetting things, and advises th...

A conversation between a forgetful mathematician and a blonde

Mathematician: "Excuse me, I seem to have forgotten the value for the sine function. Do you know what it is?"

Blonde: Ah???

Mathematician: No, not that, that's for cosine.

Blonde: Oh...

Mathematician: That's it! Thank you!

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Forgetful...

A young guy was trying hard to get a young lady to go out with him. She eventually agreed, and the pair had a good night out.

They wanted to see each other again so she said, "Why don't you ring me in a few days and we'll go out again?"

He agreed but warned her that he was dreadful at ...

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