My teacher accused me of plagiarism

His words not mine.

"Plagiarism squad reporting for duty sir!"

"Copy that"

It is I who invented the term, "plagiarism".

However, Al Gore got credit for it.

I hope that someday we can live in a world without plagiarism.

You may say I'm a dreamer. But I'm not the only one.

What do r/jokes and r/plagiarism have in common?

I'm not sure - I haven't found the answer yet but as soon as I see it posted somewhere I'll tell you.

I invented a new word yesterday.

I’m calling it “plagiarism”.

Senator Bernie Sanders during his 2016 campaign run was the subject of a lawsuit by Libertarian Gary Johnson's campaign.

The subject of the lawsuit was an accusation of plagiarism. the Johnson campaign alleged that Senator Sander's slogan of "Feel the Bern" was paraphrased from Johnson's own campaign slogan "Feel the Johnson".

Plagiarism is one of the ways to get in trouble with your teachers....

....or to be praised by people on r/jokes.

I had to write an essay on plagiarism today

I couldn't think of anything so I just copied the guy sitting next to me

If you steal ideas from only one person, it is called plagiarism.

If you steal from many people, it is called research.

Want to hear a word I made up?

Plagiarism

I created a new word

Plagiarism

*just like 80% of the jokes on this page wink wink*

I invented a new word.

Plagiarism.

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EDIT : This joke was invented by me and copyrighted. Dare to take it and a lawsuit shall find you.

Wanna hear a word I just made up?

Plagiarism

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I came up with a new word that means taking someone else's work and passing it off as my own.

Plagiarism

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Roman mythology in 3 words

The fuck's plagiarism?

I just invented a new word:

[plagiarism](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/277604/i_just_invented_a_new_word/)

Doing a 2-minute standup performance of some sort in a tech press conference in a few hours and am in desperate need for some material.

Jokes about computers, programming, cellphones, or what have you. So long as it's brief, appropriate to the theme (technology), and in good taste. I'll be very grateful for all the input. Please, I have no skill in joke-writing, but am decent at public speaking, I just need to borrow good some mater...

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