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Plagiarism Jokes

My teacher accused me of plagiarism

His words not mine.

i invented a new word!

its called plagiarism

Imagine the uproar if Blazing Saddles was made today.

People would say "this is plagiarism, make your own movie".

I had to write an essay on plagiarism today

I couldn't think of anything so I just copied the guy sitting next to me

If you steal ideas from only one person, it is called plagiarism.

If you steal from many people, it is called research.

I invented a new word.

Plagiarism.

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EDIT : This joke was invented by me and copyrighted. Dare to take it and a lawsuit shall find you.

It is I who invented the term, "plagiarism".

However, Al Gore got credit for it.

Professor: “I’m going to have to report you for plagiarism.”

His words, not mine.

Plagiarism is one of the ways to get in trouble with your teachers....

....or to be praised by people on r/jokes.

I’m addicted to plagiarism…

So I’m starting a help group called Alcoholics Anonymous.

I'd like to see a world without plagiarism

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.

Wanna hear a word I just made up?

Plagiarism

Credit: http://www.tickld.com/x/the-25-best-two-line-jokes-ever-14-is-priceless

I came up with a new word.

Plagiarism: the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.

I created a new word

Plagiarism

*just like 80% of the jokes on this page wink wink*

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