A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, when they came across a badly mangled dead body.
As they got closer, they found it was an Iraqi soldier.
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, struggling to breathe. They ran to him, cradled his bruised head and asked him what had happened.
"Well," he whis...
If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills
# For all who know/knew that poem of Rudyard Kipling’s, “If”
**A delightful take-off!**
**If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,**
**If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,**
**If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,*...
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A Dirty Joke from the 14th Century
The joke comes to us from Jean de Conde of Hainaut, born 1275:
A game of truth-telling is being played at court by a Queen and her retinue. A knight is asked by the Queen if he has fathered any children; he is forced to admit that he has not.
The Queen nods in assent, saying "you do no...
The Stanley Cup final will feature a morally bankrupt city, that is built on corruption, greed, and deceit...
Against Las Vegas.
What do you call a deceitful little criminal who lives at the end of the rainbow?
A leprechaun artist!
i bought a book online it was about how to be deceitful ...
it's been 4 months and I have received nothing.
Never trust an atom...
They make up everything.
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton walk into a bakery.
As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald, "See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie.” The Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire...
What does a Jamaican Liar sit on?