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I hate when people misuse abbreviations

smh my head

People really misuse the word 'chivalry'

They think its politeness towards women. It's actually not. I looked it up online, and only some of it is about respect and politeness. The rest of it is about medieval battle etiquette.


The other day I didn't hold the door for a woman. She proceeded to say,"I guess chivalry's dead". So,...

I hate the misuse of Latin phrases...

...and vice versa.

What do you call the misuse of a meme?

A misdememer.

The misuse of usersโ€™ Facebook data has caused Mark Zuckerberg significant emotional distress.

He asks that you respect his privacy during this challenging time.

I never misused the word ironic, ironic right?

it's a bit of a paradox. THINK!

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Anal sex and this joke: what do they have in common?

A misused colon

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Some worrying news for grammar Nazis, a new study shows...

that homophone misuse is at an awl thyme hi.

A young man goes into a confessional booth and confesses to the priest that he used the Lord's name in vain.

"Tell me what happened my child, so we may begin the path of forgiveness." Said the priest behind the curtain.

"I was golfing," began the man. "And my first shot went deep into the rough."

"Ah, and that is where you misused the Lord's name is it?" Replied the priest.

"No father,...

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Why do English teachers hate anal sex?

Because they can't stand it when you misuse a colon.

CIA assessment center

After the standard round of interviews, a good dozen of applicants sit before the director of the CIA office.

"Trust is central to our business, ladies and gentlemen. Still, intelligence, precision and punctuality are nearly as essential. So, to the test: You have an envelope with a coded add...

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Email Joke

It's wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.

Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to me...

Every 40 seconds...

A statistic is misused.

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