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Authorities fear that the collapsed bridge in Genoa was made with 'Mafia' concrete.....

....they've found 6 more bodies than there were people missing.

Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?

Ah well, we won't go over it then.

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Two blokes talking in the bar about their summer holidays

“Took my wife to Northern Italian coast this summer”
“Genoa?”
“Course I fucking know her, she’s my wife”

“Well I took my wife to the West Indies”
“Jamaica?”
“No, she came of her own accord”

I met a girl in Italy

Genoa?

"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."

"Genoa?"

"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."

"The child returned to the sun"

Around 1250, a merchant leaves France for a 2 years trip to the middle-east. When he comes back, his unfaithful wife had a son with a handsome young man of the city. Upon coming back home, the merchant sees the baby, who is obviously too young to be his own. He asks his wife: "My dear wife, please t...

This happened at the Deli counter today...real life joke

Me (at the deli counter): I'd like some salami please, about a pound, sliced thin?

DeliGirl: Genoa salami?

Me: Yeah, I know a couple.

I met an Italian girl the other night but lost her number, thought I'd ask here.

Genoa?

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