Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!
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A Marine returns from duty in Iraq and is immediately reassigned to a remote location in Afghanistan
That evening he arrives at his new post; a run down mosque in the middle of nowhere.
As he switches over with the marine currently stationed there, he realises there is no bed, no clean water, no toilet, just him, his weapon and the dirt on the floor.
The next morning he wakes up to fi...
Did you hear about the man who was using apples and oranges for flooring?
He started to lay them down when he realized it was fruit-tile.
What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring?
It was Oak, Eh!
I found carcinogenic pieces of flooring around my house
I try to clean them out asbestos I can
What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?
Underlay! Underlay!
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