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I couldn’t figure out why my laminate flooring wouldn’t go down...

And then it clicked.

What do men ànd hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

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A Marine returns from duty in Iraq and is immediately reassigned to a remote location in Afghanistan

That evening he arrives at his new post; a run down mosque in the middle of nowhere.

As he switches over with the marine currently stationed there, he realises there is no bed, no clean water, no toilet, just him, his weapon and the dirt on the floor.

The next morning he wakes up to fi...

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