Women know that men are like linoleum . . .

If they lay 'em right the first time, they can walk on them for years.

I was disappointed to find out my countertops were linoleum.

I guess i took them for granite

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blownapart

Did you hear about the French chef that blew up the kitchen?

They’re calling him Linoleum Blownapart

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

Next time someone complains about millennials

Remind them which generation linoleumed over all those beautiful hard-wood floors.

Do you know that french general who likes to fire his cannon at kitchens?

His name is Linoleum Blownapart.

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