How are men like a linoleum kitchen floor? If you are able to lay them correctly the first time,

Then You Are Able To Walk All Over Them For The Next Twenty Five Years.

What do you get when you drop a bomb in a French kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart.

I was disappointed to find out my countertops were linoleum.

I guess i took them for granite

Two guys are stuck in prison.

Desperate to get back out and perhaps lead semi-regular lives, the two cellmates try to brainstorm for an escape plan. A mere hour and a half later, one of the men comes up with a plan: steal some children's craft scissors, smuggle them back to the cell, cut through the floor, and cut out a tunnel b...

What two things do you get when you throw a firecracker into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart and debrie every where.

Did you hear about the French chef that blew up the kitchen?

They’re calling him Linoleum Blownapart

Next time someone complains about millennials

Remind them which generation linoleumed over all those beautiful hard-wood floors.

Do you know that french general who likes to fire his cannon at kitchens?

His name is Linoleum Blownapart.

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