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Fives Jokes

So if “Ani” is short for Anakin, and “Ben” is short for Obi-Wan... and “Fives” is short for CT-27-5555... and “Artoo” is short for R2D2... and “Chewie” is short for Chewbacca... What is Luke short for?

A stormtrooper

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

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Did you hear about the man with fives penises?

His underpants fitted him like a glove

What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!

[NSFW] Why don't any of Logan Paul's asian fans ask for high fives anymore?

He tends to leave them hanging.

Why do pictures rotated counter clockwise hate giving high fives

Because they're always *left hanging*

What do cannibals say before giving high-fives?

“Give me some skin.”

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There was a mouse that used to stop by a neighborhood tavern every night…

Like clockwork, at 5:15 pm that screen door would kick open and if you looked closely you’d see that crazy little mouse. He’d sprint to his bar stool, spin around the pole on one arm and hop right up to the cushion with a big shit-eating grin. High fives with the bartender. “Gimme a beer, Sam!” “Sur...

Cop joke.

So I’m an ER RN and we love to joke around. Had two cops in with a patient. I deadpanned “ I heard there’s been ppl stealing tires off (local) cop cars…. The one cop says “I haven’t heard anything about this “.
So… I said “I’ve heard the police are tirelessly investigating it.”
First cop high...

How will people in the future congratulate eachother?

With Sci-Fives

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