### My college roommate was obsessed with trying to discover the largest known prime number.

I wonder what he is up to now.

### Why do British hate the Prime numbers?

Because they can't be divided

### Math joke : Should you say "All prime numbers are odd except one",

or "All prime numbers are odd except two ?"

### When my son learned about prime numbers, he told me that the Pledge of Allegiance would be better if we added three more states

Because 53 is indivisible.

### What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

### 2 is the only even prime number.

It's kind of odd, isn't it?

### We should give credit to the number 2.

It became a prime number against all odds.

Wok inn 2 Abe R.

### Einstein and the Arabic guy

Einstein and an Arabic guy were on a long long train ride so Einstein said:

"Let's play a game, I ask you a question and if you don't know the answer you give me \$5"

And the Arabic guy responded, "If I ask you a question and you don't know the answer you give me \$100"

They agree...

### What do prime numbers and a teenage girl have in common?

They both can't even.

### Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Since seven was a child, he has always been a prime number. He excelled at everything he did, but he was kind of odd. Seven was very vengeful and quick to anger. Even though he was popular and well praised, he couldn't stand the sight of six, who was well rounded and has a good circle of tight frien...

### What numbers are in the number plate of optimus prime?

Prime numbers. A'right a'right I'll see my way out.

### Yeah, it's a math joke

17: Hey 11, want to hear a joke?

11: Sure.

17: What did one prime number say to the other prime number?

11: I give up.

17: "I can't even."

11 and 17 together: HAHAHA!!!!!

2: I don't get it.

### If California splits into 3 states, we just need to make Puerto Rico a state.

We’d have a prime number of states and finally be “one nation, indivisible”

### Think of 43

Just take a minute and think of the number 43.

It is not divisible by any smaller number, except 1.

It is a prime number!

Isn't that nice?

Thank you for your undivided attention.

### A blonde and a lawyer are on a plane.

The lawyer keeps trying to get a blonde to play a game with him. After awhile she finally agrees.The lawyer explains the game to her. He says that he will ask her a question and if she can't answer it she will give him \$50.Then she will ask him a question and if he can't answer it he will give her \$...

### Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a prime number and prime numbers can be intimidating

### The US should make DC, Guam, and PR states.

53 is a prime number.

Then we would truly be 1 nation, indivisible.

### Some people want Puerto Rico to become the 51st State...

Some people want Puerto Rico to become the 51st State...

I say let's do it, and find two more new states.

Then we'd have 53 states.

A nice PRIME number...

ONE NATION - INDIVISIBLE

### D.C. voted overwhelmingly to be a state.

D.C. voted overwhelmingly to be a state. If congress passes it we only need 2 more states to get to 53 which is a prime number. Then we will truly be one nation, indivisible.

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### What can a mathematician and a pedophile agree upon?

11 is a prime number.

### 2017 is less divisive

It's a prime number