Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?
She kept running away from the ball.
Why wouldn’t they let the stoner on the basketball team?
Because he couldn’t jump high
The anti-vaxx basketball team lost every game this season
Apparently they never take any shots.
What’s the difference between a French woman and a basketball team?
A basketball team actually showers after 4 periods.
The German National Basketball team just signed an exclusive sponsorship deal with Nike
From now on the only sneakers they'll be wearing are Herr Jordan's
The college basketball team at Indiana University had just finished their worst season in school history.
The head coach, Bob, knew the team needed a different approach next year.
In the off season, Bob was driving around town when he saw a panhandler at a stoplight, and realized that this panhandler was around college age, and looked close to 7 feet tall. Bob stopped his car to talk to him and ...
What’s the difference between being in prison and playing on a basketball team?
On a basketball team, your guards won’t leave you hanging.
Did you hear about the wheelchair basketball team that was banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40!
Toronto missed out on an opportunity to call their basketball team the torontosaurus rexes
Boo me, I deserve it
Binghamton University's Athletic Director compared the mens basketball team to a zoo. The Binghamton Zoo responded with the following letter:
I am tired of hearing that blight on Binghamton University, the men's basketball team, being referred to as a "zoo." The Binghamton Zoo at Ross Park has just received re-accreditation by the Association of Zoos and Aquariums, the industry's governing authority. We achieved this status by being in th...
My friend told me that he just became head coach for a high school basketball team...
I asked him if he was really THAT good. He said, probably or they wouldn't have asked him, as I was unzipping my pants.
took him a minute..
he was not all that good.
A Mathematician's son tries out for his high school's varsity basketball team....
The son comes home from the first day of tryouts. The father notices that the son is stressed and discouraged. The son marches straight to his room with his head down, without saying a word to any of his family members. The father decides to leave the son alone for a while.
A few hours lat...
what did the proud cheerleader say after she screwed the whole. basketball team?
I never knew I had it in me.
A Scientologist, a Catholic, and a Mormon are talking about their families.
The Scientologist jokes, "I've got 4 kids. One more and I'll have a basketball team!" The Catholic joins in and says, "Well I've got 10 kids, and one more I'll have a football team!". The Mormon speaks up and deadpans. "I've got 17 wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."
Three men are sitting around
Three men are sitting around drinking and they begin to brag to each other. The first man says “I have 4 sons at home. If I have one more I’d have a basketball team.” The second man laughs and says “That’s nothing! I have 10 sons at home. One more and I’d have a football team.” The third man speaks ...
I've known Paul for years
He's always been such a nice guy. In middle school, our teachers would always ask if he finished his homework. Paul would hold up his homework and say yes. During lunch, kids would always ask if they could sit with him, and Paul would say yes. A kid would ask if he's trade his pudding cup for an app...
Three friends are chatting while having a drink
The first one says "My wife just gave birth to our fourth son, just one more and I can start a basketball team."
The second one says "I got you beat, my wife just gave birth to our tenth son, just one more and I can start a soccer team."
The third one then replies "That's nothing, my ...
A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were having drinks at the bar following an interfaith meeting...
The Jew, bragging on his virility, said, "I have four sons. One more and I'll have a basketball team."
The Catholic, pooh-poohed this accomplishment, stating, "That's nothing, boy. I have 10 sons, one more and I'll have a football team."
To which the Mormon replied, "You fellas ain't g...
An American, a German, and an Arab...
... meet in a bar and after a few drinks start bragging about their families. The American says “one more kid and I have an entire Basketball team.” Replies the German “ one more kid and I’ve got an entire soccer team.” The Arab bursts out laughing “one more wife and I got an entire Golf course!”
Three guys are talking about their families (likely a re-post)
Three men - Bob, Joe, and David - are bragging about their families. Bob and Joe are Catholic, and David is Mormon.
Joe says "I've got four athletic daughters. One more and I'll have a championship basketball team."
Bob responds "I've got eight athletic sons. One more and I'll have an...
A Jewish guy, a catholic guy, and an all believer are all sitting at a bar
So on they talk until the Jewish guys starts talking about his sons and he says "well I got four sons and if I had one more I'd have a basketball team"
So on the catholic goes and says "that's nice but I have ten sons, one more and I'd have a baseball team"
So now they both look at thi...
So this guy, Rob, is at an interview...
And on his resume, he claims that he is friends with almost everyone in the world. The boss, who's interviewing him, clearly doesn't believe him.
"If you know everyone, then hook me up with Obama."
"Oh yeah! Sure! Obama and I went to middle school together! I'll call him up"
Three sheiks brag about the size of their family
I have 5 sons. If I wanted to I could form my own basketball team.
Oh yeah? Well I have 11 sons. If I wanted to I could form my own football team.
The third one is in a pinch, since he was blessed only with daughters. But then he thinks of something to brag about.
Oh yeah? Well ...
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Roger the Living Head [Story Joke]
So there's this newly married couple, and they love each other quite a bit. So they decide they're going to have a child. Nine months goes by and it's time for the child to be delivered, but when the doctors pull the baby out, it is only a head. It's still crying and healthy, but it has no body besi...
What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?
A basketball team.
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Hanging in the hallway at a high school are...
...the basketball team pictures from the past decades. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year -- "92-93," "93-94," "94-95," etc.
One day the principal spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos.
Turning to the principal, ...