Why is the National Rifle Association filing for bankruptcy?

Because schools are closed.

Friend told me to stop filing taxes and go watch anime with him

but this isn't even my final form.

NRA filing for bankruptcy?

I thought they were loaded!

A State Government Employee sits in his office, and out of boredom decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet

He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp. "This would look nice on my mantelpiece," he thinks, so he takes it home with him. While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes. "I wish for an ice-cold diet Pepsi right now!" POOF! A Pepsi appears before him ...

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.

After filing out his paperwork he had to take an eye exam. The clerk showed him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.
"Can you read this?" the clerk asked.
"Read it?" the Polish man replied. "He's my uncle."

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Mickey and Minnie are filing a divorce

The lawyer says, “So you are filing a divorce because you think that your wife is crazy.”

Mickey replies, “I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy!”

What did the dessert do after filing for divorce?

She took custardy of the kids.

In an alternate reality, bears speak and coexist with humans.

A prominent electrician (who happened to be a bear) employed several humans for various positions within his company. Some were in customer service, handling the phones. Others were on-site technicians who drove around town from job to job. One human, Mike, was hired to do two different jobs inside ...

Tony was in court filing for divorce just few months after marriage

Tony married one of a pair of identical twins.

A few months later, he was in court filing for a divorce.
"Would you tell the court your reason for wanting a divorce," the judge said.

"Well, Your Honor," Tony began, "periodically my sister-in-law would come over
for a visit and...

A yoga instructor ends every class with a mediation, allowing people lay down and relax before slowly filing out for the night. A half hour passes and the instructor is surprised to see one man remain in her studio.

Annoyed, she walks over to him and asks if he plans on leaving anytime soon .
The man takes a deep, meditative breath and calmly replies, “Nah, Imma stay”.

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Caitlyn Jenner is filing a Lawsuit for Sexual Harassment...

Claims that she's Constantly being Groped by Bruce Jenner.

What does the Pope use his filing cabinet for?

Storing his Papalwork.

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Mickie Mouse filing for divorce

Mickie Mouse is filing for divorce from Minnie Mouse. The judge tells Mickey, "I can't grant you divorce on grounds of insanity, Minnie seems perfectly fine to me."

Mickie responds "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy!"

What tax filing service does a pirate use?

H&ARGH Block

I'm going to be filing a complaint with the shampoo company...

My girlfriend recently dumped me and this "No Tears" stuff isn't working at all.

What do you find in the filing cabinets of a law firm?

Organised crime.

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A large group of first year medical school students filed into a lab...

...during their first week, for the first meeting of their gross anatomy class where they would be examining human cadavers. The professor walked to the front of the room, and addressed the students:


"The most important quality you will need as a physician is unfazability. Nothing can '...

Asiana Airlines will be filing a lawsuit against KTVU for its inappropriate and racist names that were falsely broadcasted mid day Friday 7/12...

....said Asiana's attorney Wi Su Yu

Why don't you ask about the home life of a filing cabinet?

It's usually a sorted affair.

President Trump was recently handed a document, which he claims shows the most amount of red, ever, during an election year.

What he didn't tell you was that it was the balance sheet of his most recent IRS business filings.

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