My uni just started an acting troupe called the Footbridge
It's like the Footlights, but more pedestrian.
A man is walking down Main Street in a small town, browsing the shops.
He goes into a curio shop, and peruses through all the knickknacks. In front of the register, there is a glass case with several expensive items. One item catches his eye; a little gold rat, slightly smaller than the real thing. He asks the shopkeeper what's the deal with the gold rat.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because America's aging infrastructure doesn't adequately provide footbridges or pedestrian underpasses.